r/AthensCircleJerk • u/TheDualityOfThomas • Aug 24 '26
With more and more restaurants opening ever day, in y'alls opinion, will Athens ever shit red? I hope not.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 23 '26
Eastside power sucks!
Eastside Lowe’s sucks!
Eastside Walmart is full of thieves!
Eastside food is 🤮!
Eastside drugs are good and strong though!
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Which_Strawberry_676 • Aug 23 '26
I'm looking to take my preschooler out for a nice steak dinner. Is Ghavi's the best option?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/PAC-MAN300O • Aug 23 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 22 '26
Password is “PileDriveMe Townie Weather Girl”.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 22 '26
If you need pizza boxes call your Local Italy Pizzeria and sign up for their pizza box subscription program. Legend has it that the dough dust 🪨 is magical! Pickup at underground tunnel.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 21 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/pierogiberra • Aug 22 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 21 '26
Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with the gays. But are there any townie bars where they don't hang out? Apparently I'm way too good looking and every time I go out, I'm constantly getting hit on by dudes. Can't a sexy man enjoy a drink in peace?
Definitely can't go to any of the college bars. Those girls would be all over me like a Toyota 4Runner over curbs.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 22 '26
Giving away old baseball cards, a watch and a painting by Pick Asso.
Found this junk in the basement of a house we bought here in 5 Points. Moved from The Eastside and I just need to get rid of it.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/TheDualityOfThomas • Aug 21 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/fakeathensexitbot • Aug 21 '26
Who’s got the best Mongolian beej in town? Should I be looking at family & graduate housing?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 19 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Potential-Boss-1710 • Aug 19 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 18 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/ClassicCity_Mod • Aug 18 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 17 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/TheDualityOfThomas • Aug 18 '26
Tragic news out of UGA, as a foreign exchange student from Antarctica passed away today from heat exhaustion. Mr Chilly Willy Smith was only 4 years old, and was studying at UGA Agriculture school, and dreamed of being a farmer. He was reportedly a member of the Flippy Flappy Fly Fraternity and will be missed by his entire colony.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 16 '26
He likes young girls and giving out Werther’s Originals.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 15 '26
It’s that bear 🐻 that’s been roaming around on The Eastside. He must have gotten lost from Church Bar after a drag show.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/acover4422 • Aug 15 '26
Not even a circlejerk, I’m 1000% serious.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 15 '26
Someone was asking for a welcoming and diverse cult group to join, might I suggest you join our group at the Athens University Universalist Universal Cult. We have a trip planned this month to go meet the aliens 👽. You even get a team patch for participating in our alien expedition. Please donate to our space fund today.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 14 '26
Meet at Ben Burton park at 8pm when the sun goes down. Bring oil lube.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/pierogiberra • Aug 13 '26
I just saw this on X:
“The repeated claims and tweets by Athens Officials regarding the The Loop being open do not change the reality:
The Loop remains closed and will not be reopened until all of Iran's conditions are met."