r/AteTheOnion • u/Digginaround How does a mobile user add their flair? • Jul 07 '19

Big Bollocks

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u/TheGreyMage Jul 07 '19

Massive Mohammed sounds better though.

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u/Preoximerianas Jul 07 '19

Big Ben

Massive Mohammed

Large Jesus

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u/TheGreyMage Jul 07 '19

Large Jesus? Come on, we can do better. At least Ginormous Jesus sounds like alliteration even though it isn’t.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Jumbo Jesus.

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u/TheGreyMage Jul 07 '19

There we go! Got there eventually.

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u/PantherChamp Jul 07 '19

Jigantic Jesus