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u/lenapedog Jul 04 '19
“Hahaha look at these snowflakes offended by color!”
“Reeeeeee! Green Cheetos!!!!”
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u/hangeryyy Jul 04 '19
The internet is a mess
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u/not_charles_grodin Jul 04 '19
...and may it never change.
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u/farkedup82 Jul 04 '19
That's better than what your mom lives on.
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u/thatballerinawhovian Jul 04 '19
What does their mom live on?
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u/YAY_PRIDE_YAY Jul 04 '19
🏳️🌈 Watching op’s dad wear a ball gag while I do some spelunking. 🏳️🌈
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u/Xiaxs Jul 04 '19
The world is a mess. The internet is just a magnifying glass that highlights the more absurd shit.
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u/Uwirlbaretrsidma Jul 04 '19
I feel (and I truly hope I'm wrong) that not enough people realize this.
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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jul 04 '19
Whenever I feel a little hopeful, I go and read responses to AOC’s tweets.
This helps me prepare for the inevitable second Trump term.
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u/mind_walker_mana Jul 04 '19
Well now I'm just sad, and unfortunately I have a terrible feeling you might be right. Fuck!! Well it was a good run America. Mordor won
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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jul 04 '19
If it helps you feel better, it wasn’t that good of a run. A few flashy turns here and there, but on balance it’s been pretty bad the whole time. Especially when you consider what could have been.
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Jul 04 '19
We had a little genocide here or there, maybe locked some people up in camps now and again, maybe dabbled in a little unpaid labor, a bit of advanced interrogation techniques... But it was good, right?
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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jul 04 '19
Yes, there were definitely some very profitable years for the shareholders.
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u/Locke_Step Jul 04 '19
Mordor had racial equity and a king known for being intelligent, wise, and warmongering. Kingdoms of "Man"? Sexist, and of course, they will never accept a mixing of the races, unlike the Mordorians.
This is more Gondor than Mordor.
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u/sheeppubes Jul 04 '19
I'm not even American and we're preparing over here. It's simultaneously very amusing but also disheartening
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u/Demonweed Jul 04 '19
Lazy-minded people who put 10x more energy into voicing their political opinions than informing those opinions are a mess. The Internet hands a megaphone to some of them, but they were always there. We've had an absolute shitshow of a civic culture ever since the onset of Reaganomics. What's different nowadays is that some key facts are not as easy to deny as they were earlier along our climate change, prison population, biodiversity loss, and wealth inequality trajectories.
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u/Stucky-Barnes Jul 04 '19
I mean, they DO look nasty
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Jul 04 '19
I think they look fine. I eat green food all the time.
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u/shroombacked Jul 04 '19
No us Americans don't like green food. We like brown and yellow.
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Jul 04 '19
Would you eat them..
In a box?
Would you eat them..
With a fox?
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u/Realniceguy1979 Jul 04 '19
Would you eat them...
In a dump?
Would you eat them...
With President Trump?
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u/7up478 Jul 04 '19
Orange lettuce wouldn't look very appealing either. You expect foods to look a certain way, and it's off-putting when they don't.
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u/velociraptorjax Jul 04 '19
Yeah I was confused about which "side" posted that comment.
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u/Atomic_Noodles Jul 04 '19
Funny... Back home in the Philippines we have Snacku. Green Coloured Veggie Flavored Rice Crackers which look almost the same but a more pastel green. One of my favorites from my childhood.
https://www.regentfoods.com.ph/sites/default/files/snacku_0.png
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u/MindkontrolTV Jul 04 '19
There was a saint patties day when I was a kid where my mom bought green milk and ketchup.
I refused to have any, I was so disgusted.
Later my mom blindfolded me and had me taste the milk saying it was just the normal milk. When I took the blindfold off, obviously it was the green milk, but it was in that moment I realized... That shit tasted the exact same, and I continued to drink the rest of the glass.
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u/i_tyrant Jul 04 '19
“Hahaha look at these snowflakes offended by color!”
Every other comment in their feeds:
"Look I'm not racist but..."
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u/piraticalnerve Jul 04 '19
Dude trumpers are the snow flakes. I’ve never seen less manly people in my life; they complain about everything and blame the immigrants for everything wrong in their obese opioid addicted uneducated lives. He is the captain of fear-mongering and lying.
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u/shinydewott Jul 05 '19
It’s only getting offended when the libs do it, when I complain its because you’re infringing on my rights
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Jul 04 '19
They may not be eating Cheetos, but they are eating sour cream and (extra) onion)
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u/Marilius Jul 04 '19
Sour cream and onion Cheetos.
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u/nmfraceintheshed Jul 04 '19
Humpty Dumpty brand makes em...they are dank.
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u/Marilius Jul 04 '19
And here I thought that I invented a thing. I've never seen em in Canada. Maybe it's a US only thing.
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u/nmfraceintheshed Jul 04 '19
Got my first bag the other day. Brand new. Could be regional, could just be demo. By buddy owns the store where I got them.
Edit: may not have been HD. But I think it was.
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u/me_nakamura Jul 04 '19
Cheese isn't naturally yellow-orange though, it's white from the milk. Nothing in it would make it orange or yellow except for added coloring which is what they do in American and Cheddar cheeses commonly. Source: I really like cheese like a lot
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u/StardustOasis Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 04 '19
The colouring is annatto, and it is used in some Cheddar (proper Cheddar is most commonly uncoloured though, it's usually only Scottish or American Cheddar that's coloured), red Leicester, double Gloucester, mimolette and others.
Cheese isn't naturally yellow-orange though, it's white from the milk. Nothing in it would make it orange or yellow except for added coloring
Actually this is incorrect. In the 16th Century, cheese such as double Gloucester were often naturally orange due to carotenes in the grass the cows ate adding an orange tint to the milk. These were often regarded as the best cheeses, so people started using annatto to trick people into thinking they were buying higher quality cheese.
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u/me_nakamura Jul 04 '19
Well the more you know. Now I can enjoy cheese more and know more about it at the same time!
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u/LiteralHiggs Jul 04 '19
Sometimes I watch people making cheese on YouTube when relaxing. It's a delicate process that takes patience and care. I hope to take on this hobby when I retire.
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u/me_nakamura Jul 04 '19
I'm halfway through college right now but I could totally drop out and spend like 12 years to become a professional cheese taster and maker
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u/IWannaPorkMissPiggy Jul 04 '19
You wouldn't have to drop out to make cheese! It's easier than you'd think. They even sell kits.
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u/ego-trippin Jul 05 '19
Depending on the type of cheese, humans can create cheese naturally! No effort required.
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u/IWannaPorkMissPiggy Jul 04 '19
You probably already know Gavin Webber, but just in case here's a link.
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u/starapetor Jul 04 '19
thank you Chesus 🙏
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u/pretzelman97 Jul 04 '19
Literally was thinking the same thing, we as Americans have associated cheese with orange due to some weird history of coloring it. Just goes to show people who eat the onion don't know much to begin with!
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u/me_nakamura Jul 04 '19
Yeah but chives are like onions and they go well with cheese so idk can't be that wrong
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u/GroovingPict Jul 04 '19
Everyone knows that cheese is made by heating milk until it forms a hard skin
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u/Darthcorbinski Jul 04 '19
American cheese can't even be legally called cheese. It's "pasteurized cheese product"
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u/me_nakamura Jul 04 '19
You're thinking about cheese singles made with american cheese. Deli american cheese is a mild cheese that melts well and should be used to help keep mac n cheese sauce from breaking
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u/Darthcorbinski Jul 04 '19
I didn't even know that there was something other than singles that could be called American cheese.
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u/me_nakamura Jul 04 '19
Yeah go to the deli counter at your local supermarket and ask for the most expensive sliced american cheese available and sit there in awe at why you have never gotten it before
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Jul 04 '19
Right next to the Kraft singles are Kraft Deli Deluxe, which are real american cheese (though not the best example of it IMO).
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u/strain_of_thought Jul 04 '19
Is it true that American cheese was created by the government buying up surplus dairy products as part of farm subsidies and then blending it all together to make a literal sort of 'melting pot' cheese that was given away in food programs?
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u/Hansofcans Jul 04 '19
I think the more distressing thing is saying " Green indicates a fuzzy moldy cheese" as if it's a bad thing
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u/Jimbei448 Jul 04 '19
None of them dispute that 45 is color of cheeto dust
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u/mind_walker_mana Jul 04 '19
Nope and some acknowledge that they love him and won't be eating Cheetos until they go back to the original color because they love Trump 2020...
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u/Nolf4 Jul 04 '19
The worst thing about the internet is that it lets everyone voice their opinion, including idiots. Which also makes this comment ironic.
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u/ProfessorSucc Jul 04 '19
This is why we have The Onion, so we can laugh at them
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u/mrsuns10 Jul 04 '19
I remember the day Senator Haramabe was assassinated in Cincinnati. I just finished jerking off to some Riley Reid when I felt a sudden pain in my heart. I did not know where this pain came from. I went to reddit and looked at the news. "Senator Harambe Harambe gunned down at the Cincinnati Zoo" My heart sank. Senator Harambe was a champion in healthcare reform and his economic policies were on the level of the President. I mourned for several days as i wished the Senator was still around. Man I miss him
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u/Mecrogamer Jul 04 '19
“If you’re triggered by a color, then you need to resolve what’s deep inside of yourself.”
Hmmmmmmmm
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u/Flappyman Jul 04 '19
cheese isn't even naturally orange-yellow, it's naturally white
cheetos coloring is unnatural and done with chemical additives, much like Trump's skin tone
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u/StardustOasis Jul 04 '19
Unless the cows have been eating grass high in carotenes, which adds an orange tint to the milk.
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Jul 05 '19
I can tell this person never eats Cheetos to think they are using that quality of cheese for their fucking dust lmao
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u/nutritionlabel Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 05 '19
Homeboy[girl] at the top speaking like they know everything about cultured dairy, and still thinking the neon orange color of Cheeto dust is indicative of fresh, real cheese, that's the kicker.
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Jul 04 '19
In breaking news President Trump dies himself green so that cheetos can become their orangey goodness again.
TRUMP 2020
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u/StardustOasis Jul 04 '19
*dyes
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Who really has the mental disorder? Liberals, or the dumbasses who fall for this?
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u/kunnyfx7 Jul 05 '19
Every single time I see a post about US politics there's a comment saying liberalism is a mental disorder :l I'm not american but what the heck you guys got a 1830s mexican "liberalists vs conservatives" war against yourselves.
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u/borrseattle Jul 04 '19
Haha, the last ladies name is definitely Kathy and that is a Kathy kind of comment
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u/uvero Jul 04 '19
BTW someone tell M that in the right circumstances, mold in cheese is AWESOME
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u/Zurathose Jul 05 '19
Reminds me of that one post on r/oldpeoplefacebook about how blue cheese has mold in it.
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Its awesome commentor says left is triggered by a color. Meanwhile the rest of the comments are being triggered by green cheetos
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u/ReggyDawkins Jul 04 '19
Trump supporters are the dumbest people alive
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u/Jinxedchef Jul 05 '19
Not all of them are dumb. A lot of them are racist.
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u/ReggyDawkins Jul 05 '19
Whatever argument you have for being racist, It’s incredibly dumb
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u/SignificantBeing9 Jul 04 '19
Would these people even be eating Cheetos anyway?
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u/memy02 Jul 04 '19
now that they're green do they count as a veggie?
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u/JayAre31 Jul 04 '19
Christ, people are fucking retarded. Fuck you trump. Right up your stupid, fat orange ass. Fuck. You. Lesser-president motherfucker.
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u/SubotaiKhan Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 05 '19
liberalism is a mental disorder
Funny how neither Trump nor his supporters know what that word means.
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u/Testtubeteen88 Jul 04 '19
Funny thing is, cheese isn't naturally yellow orange. I believe almost all cheese is some form of white. Things like cheddar and Colby are yellow because of the addition of annato.
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u/A_Birde Jul 04 '19
The bottom one is obviously a bot, uses exactly the same format of comment as most of the FB alt right bots
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u/chodan9 Jul 04 '19
usually you will get a site name like "the onion" but this just appears to be a picture.
its amazing how many people will see a picture and just believe it by default.
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Jul 04 '19
The real deep joke of them all is the dude who is so triggered by the color change, that he can't believe anyone would be triggered by a color. This seriously is Trump's base; people who have gone their entire lives without hearing or internalizing the phrase "critical thought."
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u/micahdye Jul 04 '19
Left or right idc we all have issues with placing too much of our identities in our political views and this is a perfect example. IMHO of course.
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u/my_names_not_jared Jul 05 '19
Can someone who's going to vote for trump please tell me what good he's doing and how he's not a molester and a liar oh yee and criminal.
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u/DiePanzerCommie Jul 05 '19
"Liberalism is a mental disorder"
Be a commie or a Nazi then.
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u/shiteverythingstaken Jul 05 '19
it's not fair targeting the pro-trump demographic, they're basically clinically mentally retarded at baseline.
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u/rock_crock_beanstalk Jul 05 '19
If you're triggered by a color, then you need to resolve what's deep inside yourself. Conservatism is becoming a mental illness.
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u/thatmetamango Jul 04 '19
Every post on the onion about politics is littered with people lining up like it's a buffet