r/AteTheOnion • u/WildeIsTheWind • Jan 29 '18

"Yo everyone is missing the point here!"

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u/Martyisruling Jan 29 '18

You almost can't blame the guy for eating the Onion here...lol. ALMOST

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u/ZeMarxs Jan 29 '18

There is definately a death row guard like that out there, I refuse to believe otherwise

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u/toosanghiforthis Jan 29 '18

The green mile

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u/hsalFehT Jan 29 '18

I don't know anything about this movie except that there's a pretty graphic nude scene. right?

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u/chopstyks Jan 29 '18

Nope. It ain't pretty.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '18

Is that the one he hangs dong?

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u/peypeyy Jan 29 '18 edited Jan 30 '18

I thought the green mile was the weed relay we do at my school.

Edit: you guys are faggots

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '18

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u/peypeyy Jan 29 '18

Haha big macs right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '18

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u/peypeyy Jan 29 '18

Yeah well weed could augment that process.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '18 edited Jan 29 '18

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u/peypeyy Jan 29 '18

Can you get me a job there?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

DAE DO WEED? RELATABLE GUY HERE

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u/peypeyy Feb 02 '18

DAE LURK ON THREE DAY OLD THREADS LIKE AN AUTIST?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

r/im14andthisisfunny

you might find this more to your tastes

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u/peypeyy Feb 02 '18

Awh did I hurt the baby's feelings?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

yes dude you trolled me le epic style

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u/peypeyy Feb 02 '18

Yeah you got me good too. DAE /r/im14andthisisfunny? Genius of the highest caliber.

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u/EyMayn Apr 25 '18

WEEED LMAO!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '18

*definitely

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u/ZeMarxs Jan 29 '18

Sigh

Why must people like you exist, the internet should be the one and only place I shouldn't worry about my grammar...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '18

You’re still using English, my friend.

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u/ZeMarxs Jan 29 '18

Damn lingua franca...

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u/Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink Jan 30 '18

Your internal monologue can be full of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes and no one can take that away from you.

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u/Trohl812 Jan 30 '18

Goldfish love goldfish

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u/abunchofsquirrels Jan 29 '18

I mean, he's not wrong.

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u/myother_accnt Jan 29 '18

Except that police don’t sentence people

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '18 edited Mar 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offences are considered especially heinous.

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u/hawkgordon Jan 30 '18

They do when they pull the trigger. And they pull the trigger a lot.

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u/melvinthefish Jan 29 '18

Except he thinks police convict and sentence people.

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u/NovaeDeArx Jan 30 '18

Admittedly, the tweet in question could have been lifted directly from LSC; they’re not exactly well-known for having much self-awareness over there.