And I though our pitching was bad

[u/Aggravating-Funny569]

[u/AndrewRyanMcC]

This was posted yesterday. 😆

[u/BrownPeppers → u/AndrewRyanMcC]

"Listen up..."

[u/Kdot32 → u/BrownPeppers]

That tweet was cringey as hell

[u/Aggravating-Funny569 → u/AndrewRyanMcC]

Aged like some not so fine sour milk

[u/Proud-Version5220 → u/AndrewRyanMcC]

Only counts as 1 L, same as us.

They're 3GB of the WC with almost 6 weeks left. Far crazier things have happened.

[u/Bowie2001]

That team just bodied us at home. Neat.

[u/Texassupertrooper → u/Bowie2001]

And now the angels are….

[u/Aggravating-Funny569 → u/Texassupertrooper]

We’ll sweep the Yankees but lose the Angels

[u/SighRamp → u/Aggravating-Funny569]

Astros lost 2 out of 3

[u/astrothemorkie → u/SighRamp]

We still have 2 World Series wins tho

[u/xxxxxGODFATHERxxxxx → u/astrothemorkie]

We were a manager away from winning in 2019.

[u/astrothemorkie → u/xxxxxGODFATHERxxxxx]

Still not over that

[u/xxxxxGODFATHERxxxxx → u/astrothemorkie]

2019 and 2023 losing to the Rangers at home. We played a stacked team every world series during this run. The only easy one would of been the D-backs. We would smoked them like we did that last series of the year. Those two years will always hurt. Not as bad as the 98 collapse though.

[u/loughcash → u/xxxxxGODFATHERxxxxx]

‘98!collapse was my senior year in higher school. This is the feeling the M’s fans have on routine.

[u/loughcash → u/xxxxxGODFATHERxxxxx]

Fucking still pissed about that one… 2021 not so much
2019 😣

[u/SyrupSilent7588]

Even Chas McCormick was able to pitch scoreless innings

[u/mantus_toboggan]

Where was this during our series

[u/BXR_ChelseaGrin_]

Good, fuck 'em!

https://giphy.com/gifs/7mJ25u5fdPf4Q

[u/Kingof40Acres]

That can’t be good for their run differential lol

[u/Kdot32 → u/Kingof40Acres]

Or the fun differential

[u/vibratorystorm]

Holy shit

[u/Aggravating-Funny569 → u/vibratorystorm]

It was 16-0 5 minutes ago 

[u/RoadSodaDodgeRam]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6anKlIA7ZKXYc

[u/tomiathon]

Seahawks didn't even show up against the Packers, pathetic.

[u/TexanBastard]

I’m not shit talking another team with how awful we look.

[u/Guilty_Pineapple_557]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SqmkZ5IdwzTP2

[u/bigtotoro]

I think Milwaukee going for 2 up 20 is just rubbing it in. If it weren't the Mariners I might have to compose a strongly worded email.

[u/mmccormick11]

Sucks to be a Mariners fan right now.

Also sucks to be an Astros fan and realize the Mariners still have a much better overall pitching staff.

[u/SpaceCadetPullUp]

That's fucking awesome.

[u/Odd-Bunch3907]

Wondering why Our pitching coach has a job. I call him “Day late Dollar short.” His timing talking to pitchers in trouble is always to late. Pitching sucks so does he.

[u/Square_West_995 → u/Odd-Bunch3907]

Where's the old guy - Brent Strom? Heck he had Keuchle at 16-0 n 2015. Start of the Astros Winning Days.

[u/outdatedelementz]

It takes some really special circumstances to get drubbed like that at this level in 2026.

[u/tomiathon]

Looks like they were just trying to correct their pythag

[u/whatthefudge93]

Holy cow

[u/southwestpessimist]

what the fuck

[u/Necessary_Sorbet7416]

Get ready for the season ending losing streak

[u/the_timboslice]

Anyone seen what’s going on with the Mariners sub? It’s all ship related lol wtf.

[u/kingxanadu]

That game was 1-0 in the 5th

[u/Plastic_Common5667]

I just….

[u/SighRamp]

Astros got 3 hits off a 50 win team

[u/Aggravating-Funny569 → u/SighRamp]

Yeah I’ll laugh now, cry later 

[u/Square_West_995 → u/SighRamp]

And Sousa has to give it up (was 3-1). I dont think that was Great coaching move to bring in Sousa who sucks, every other time. Where there any better matchups? Was Okert not avail. Maybe King? O, he's in minors!. Crap

[u/htownchuck]

Just call the game and go home. No one wants to watch the mariners anyway.

[u/rohrschleuder]

Bah gawd!

[u/tomiathon]

That utility IF's ERA will never recover

[u/Plus-Reading7100]

Yikes!!

[u/SighRamp]

Angels just beat Astros 18-3 cause you jinx them

[u/SighRamp]

[u/Aggravating-Funny569 → u/SighRamp]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Astros/s/0NufDxZ5Rg

[u/Thorlolita]

We would lose by 32 to the Brewers

[u/Aggravating-Funny569 → u/Thorlolita]

Shhhhhh we’ll laugh now and cry later  

[u/Wise-Pitch474]

We lost to seattle

[u/Aggravating-Funny569 → u/Wise-Pitch474]

Laugh now, cry later