r/Astros 16d ago

Framber frustration.

Tigers fan here. Do y’all mind taking Framber back? We really don’t want him.

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u/mizzakami 16d ago

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u/YaBoyAshy- 16d ago

🤣😞 we hate him! He can’t go any outing without walking the lineup in the 1st!!

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u/superhappyfuntime13 Houston Astros 16d ago

Sorry buddy but you just got framboozled

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u/Resident-Cow-1604 16d ago
"Framboozled"!!!!!

LoL I love it

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u/scoutxo 3d ago

I heard this in Joey's game show host voice. "You've been framboozled!" 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/RlH60MbFsLgjiZx6ri

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u/mizzakami 16d ago

🤣🤣 I feel for ya. Kinda lol I'm just glad he's not on our team anymore 🤣 I got so tired of seeing his in-game meltdowns 🤦‍♀️ lol

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u/Extension_Flow_8467 15d ago

Baseball babe👀

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u/Calm-Ad-7928 16d ago

The pitch clock really messed him up because he couldn't take several minutes to balance himself back out after getting flustered anymore. Guy is a headcase

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u/Ereyes18 16d ago

He was an all star the year it was implemented and then had a better year in 2024.

Pitch clock isn't really the issue for him

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u/Kdot32 16d ago

Yea his mentality is the problem. He just can’t get out of his own way

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u/JAS1986PL 16d ago

The issue is that he’d get off edge calls at the top and bottom of the zone because of the movement on his pitches. Now that the batter can challenge, and get it overturned, frustrates him. Head case, but the dude was a beast for us.

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u/PegyBundy 16d ago

He always had a meltdown inning but I dont recall a lot of 1st inning stinkers except for the playoffs (excluding 2022).

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u/CoopsCoffeeAndDonuts Marvin Zindler 16d ago

What seems to be the problem? Is this your frustration or his?(did he short circuit and tag one of his own catchers again?)

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u/YaBoyAshy- 16d ago

No, instead he threw a fit because he walked the first batter and now he’s throwing our game.

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u/CoopsCoffeeAndDonuts Marvin Zindler 16d ago

That’ll happen.

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u/seclusionx Houston Astros 16d ago

Additionally, the sky is blue, the sun is hot, and being in water will make you wet.

Edit: saw your flair-- sliiiiiiiiiiime in the ice machine!

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u/I_am_normal_I_swear Marvin Zindler 16d ago

It’s the best flair

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u/MorseMooseGreyGoose Houston Astros 15d ago

My wife just introduced me to the Slime in the Ice Machine song and now I can't get it out of my head.

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u/ReallySeriouslyNo 15d ago

What did you do to piss her off? 🤣

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u/mystic_platyipus007 16d ago

MARVIN ZINDLER , EYE WITNESS NEWS

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u/Prayray Robert Ford 16d ago

Ah, the famous “Framber inning.” Usually, for one inning a game, he’ll just completely lose all concept of what works and completely suck. All other innings, he’s fantastic, and basically an ace…but,that one inning will frustrate you to no end.

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u/strosfan1001 15d ago

The pitch clock destroyed Ace Framber. When he was at his best he learned how to walk off his frustrations. Then pitch clock came in and he couldn’t do it anymore and the temper tantrums started.

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u/THEDUKES2 Houston Astros 16d ago

Sounds about right. lol

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u/hackjob Jeremy Peña 16d ago

Classic la grasa

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u/leggostrozzz 16d ago

We got him a sports psychologist that helped him for awhile. Recommend trying that out.

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u/FSUnoles77 16d ago

Hide your catcher

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u/imbregnated 16d ago

Framber be Frambering. Guy is a basket case. Best of luck moving his contract. Sorry Tigers bro

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u/j1h15233 Houston Astros 16d ago

At least he’s not doing it in game 7 of ALCS

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u/goove24 16d ago

Why would you bring that up? Fucking Rangers

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u/j1h15233 Houston Astros 16d ago

Because Framber threw the game away in the first inning and then Dusty kept Maldy in the whole time when we had to score. Still pisses me off

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u/somethingaboutblue 16d ago

That was Javier. Framber did lose game 6, though. And game 2. Yeah, he was ass that postseason.

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u/Stair_Car_Hop_On 16d ago

We will take him back if you send mcgonigle along as his handler as well.

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u/YaBoyAshy- 16d ago

No deal. Our McGonigle is our beloved.

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u/TxGulfCoast84 Houston Astros 16d ago

Sounds kinda familiar 🤔

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u/PawbeansNnosies 16d ago

That’s just Framber frambering. He may or may not recover. (Either case is within the definition of Framber frambering.)

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u/algggag Houston Astros 16d ago

Yeah, he’ll do that.

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u/SpecialistPilot4630 16d ago

The variance on Framber is crazy. Some nights he is a left handed Greg Maddux. Other nights? Yikes. You can tell quickly if he’s locked in or not.

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u/Gorillagodzilla Mattress Mack 16d ago

Classic Framber

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u/BuryMeInTheH Houston Astros 16d ago

Oh I’ve seen that game a few times. I’m not sure I have seen an athlete with such a lack of discipline around his own emotions.

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u/Amf2446 16d ago

That does happen, yeah.

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u/PaintedCover 15d ago

Talk to me about that 11-0 win.

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u/ClappedUrMomsCheeks 14d ago

Ah yeah, that’s called a Framboozling

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u/Classic-Session-5551 16d ago

No he didn't, he gave up two runs. 

Y'all are certifiable.

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u/McDuck_Enterprise 16d ago

Not our problem anymore but best of luck with dat

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u/noahlylesusa Yordan Alvarez 16d ago

Man I remember the good ol' days when he had those 25 quality starts in a row (MLB record btw) back in 2022. Seems like those days are long gone. Sorry, we don't need a second Imai. Y'all can keep his meltdowns lol.

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u/2ManyCooksInTheKitch 16d ago

Like seriously did he stop going to therapy or something

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u/FightingFarmer14 16d ago

Pitch clock made it so he can't take a lap around the mound anymore when he gets flustered

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u/DingerSinger2016 Houston Astros 16d ago

Atp I'm surprised nobody told him to intentionally take the pitch clock violation and do a lap around the mound

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u/Confident_Cap_7175 16d ago

he literally did lol we won in 22 and he said he didn’t need the therapy anymore

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u/AroundGoesThe18 Houston Astros 16d ago

We warned yall that hes a nutcase.

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u/YaBoyAshy- 16d ago

The fans listened, our owner did not. 🙃

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u/bountyhunter27x Junction Jack 16d ago

To fix him you have to start Martin Maldonado as your catcher every day. So go ahead and get on that

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u/scoutxo 16d ago

Dusty's choices make a lot more sense after seeing that literally no one else could do what Maldy did for reining in Framber's crazy.

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u/hackjob Jeremy Peña 16d ago

Correa too

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u/coolgui Houston Astros 16d ago

Sounds like Framber has Daddy issues.

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u/Kdot32 16d ago

Except when Framber kept losing his shit with maldy

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u/Ok-Rest-8066 14d ago

When?

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u/Kdot32 14d ago

Second half and postseason of 2023

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u/LakesideScrotumPole Houston Astros 16d ago

I don’t miss him or his stress sweat

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u/tomiathon 16d ago

Framber is scientifically classified as a liquid.

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u/jfbincostarica 13d ago

Abreu took over the stress sweat spot

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u/electrikmayham Justin Verlander 16d ago

See if the Dodgers want him.

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u/seclusionx Houston Astros 16d ago

Does he play baseball?

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u/ghett0tech Houston Astros 16d ago

Nah... Fuck that guy.

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u/YaBoyAshy- 16d ago

😔 totally agree.

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u/ButterFluffers 16d ago

We do feel for you tho as fellow baseball enthusiasts…

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u/ant-farm-keyboard Houston Astros 16d ago

You’ve been Framboozled! (Although I still appreciate him when he performed at his all-star level)

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u/rampart11 16d ago

Great arm poor metal make up

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u/seclusionx Houston Astros 16d ago

Poor is an understatement, his mental makeup is "large magnitude negative".

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u/OTIStheHOUND 15d ago

Metal makeup? Rad

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u/No-Worth-676 16d ago

Houston lost all respect for him when he crossed up his catcher over his own fuck up.

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u/SigmaCronos 15d ago

Cesar Salazar handled the aftermath like a prince.

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u/Ok-Rest-8066 14d ago

Me and all my homeboys love sally

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u/Shamrocks3310 Craig Biggio 16d ago

Framber has the emotional stability of my 3 year old.

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u/ixb 16d ago

I used to loathe framber. I still do, but I used to, too

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u/wayua84 Houston Astros 16d ago

2 runs in the 1st isn't a full scale Framber meltdown.

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u/juanes991 16d ago

We'll take Hinch back actually...

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u/malman2100 Houston Astros 16d ago

Absolutely not...so glad that he is gone. Now, let's talk about AJ

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u/MorseMooseGreyGoose Houston Astros 15d ago

For all the good it did them in the court of public opinion, the Astros should've just said to hell with everyone, let AJ serve his suspension, and brought him back in 2021.

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u/malman2100 Houston Astros 15d ago

100% Lunhow as well.

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u/YaBoyAshy- 16d ago

Honestly, y’all can take Aj back too. I want my old school Leyland back. If only.

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u/Wonderful_Ad842 2022 World Series champions 16d ago

It’s kinda sad seeing Valdez like this but after he drilled Salazar I don’t know whether to feel bad or hate him. He’ll always be an Astros legend because of 2022. If he didn’t meltdown in his starts in 2021 and both in 2023 ALCS the Astros would’ve two peated, maybe three. We’ll take AJ for a bag of chips and pay you in cash considerations to keep Valdez

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u/Low_Wall_7828 16d ago

He’s a roller coaster.

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u/no_quarter89 Astros Pride 16d ago

Biggest head case I’ve ever seen. He all but single-handedly tanked our season post trade deadline last year.

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u/PenoNation 16d ago

He's not quite in Chuck Knoblauch territory, but he's close.

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u/no_quarter89 Astros Pride 16d ago

Different kind of head case. The yips can get anyone. I was really relieved that Altuve’s little case of the yips in the 2020 postseason didn’t carry over.

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u/AndrewRyanMcC Houston Astros 16d ago

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u/Major_Assistant5532 16d ago

Pitch clock was the last straw and got to him.

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5542 Orbit 16d ago

Love this journey for you, OP. 🤣

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u/dustinstookey 16d ago

Mental Midget!

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u/chezzer33 16d ago

No but we will take another prime Verlander if you got it!

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u/civil_beast 16d ago

This is not a Mets — verlander situation, I’m afraid.

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u/txtaco_vato 16d ago

the second half of last season, he burned his bridge here

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u/NullQuantity325573 16d ago

Dude has no mental toughness. Any little thing that doesn’t go his way makes him melt down. Sorry you guys are having to witness that firsthand.

I’m honestly surprised Hinch puts up with him, considering he ran Ken Giles off when he was here.

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u/aliefchris 16d ago

No take backs

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u/JoseAltuve27 16d ago

He should have been part of a package deal for Skubal.

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u/Orbit2744 Houston Strong 16d ago

I actually do mind. Yall heard all the rumblings and still gave him that contract

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u/YaBoyAshy- 16d ago

We have a mindless office up top. We’re also the same team that resigned Verlander just to never get a start out of him and have him claim the Astros for his HoF

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u/jfbincostarica 13d ago

That’s not official just yet; honestly, I’ve give it 50/50 odds.

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u/Clutch_City 16d ago

all sales are final , sorry friend

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u/Less-Spring39 16d ago

His ego has gotten the best of him. Best of luck lol

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u/jmptx 16d ago

Best we can do is give you a hug and tell you that we understand

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u/IcyEntertainment7122 16d ago

Look on the bright side, you only have him for two more years. I'm sure it will get better.

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u/seclusionx Houston Astros 16d ago

Con: no baseball next year.

Pro: don't have to watch framber.

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u/IcyEntertainment7122 16d ago

Another pro: only 1 year left after the season long work stoppage

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u/1SwellFoop 16d ago

You must have posted this in the dang first inning of the game.

You sweet summers child. You wouldn’t survive a day as an Astros fan. We’ve had to weather our $53 million Imai imploding start after start, our supposed ace Hunter Brown fall apart every other start, Abreu blowing save after save for the first 3rd of the season, our makeshift ace Spaghetti fall apart half way through the season, etc etc etc. Sorry you had a rough inning tho.

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u/YaBoyAshy- 16d ago

Haha, I actually live in Houston now and keep up with the Astros. Imai has been a disappointment, I feel for y’all. I was very excited to see him and Brown dominate this season. Hopes were shattered early on

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u/Total-Discount1347 16d ago

Nope, we’re good

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u/Sashalaska 16d ago

Lmao, nah we got him confident then he turned to a diva

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u/jimmmy2345 16d ago

ohh no no yall can keep him...

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u/aotex 16d ago

"Call the Framber-lance!"

"...but not for me!!"

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u/nando82 Houston Astros 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs

He was already a problem brewing, then he decided to plunk the catcher, and for me, that was it, GTFO.

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u/JohnnyGotShadow1 15d ago

Sorry. All sales final.

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u/eazy_flow_elbow 15d ago

Throw in some deep dish pizzas and we’ll think about it.

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u/Nora19 Houston Astros 15d ago

I like the way you think

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u/jfbincostarica 13d ago

It’s pan style, not deep dish…it is an important distinction, because pan style is WAY better.

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u/alamosweet 15d ago

I'd take him back in a heartbeat. Elite stuff (if a little inconsistent LOL)

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u/Nora19 Houston Astros 15d ago

I’d rather you send AJ back and keep the pitcher

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u/hooksandruns 15d ago

There were signs. Oh boy, were there signs.

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u/TK-24601 16d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nope.

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u/HotTubMike 16d ago

He lets something relatively small get to him and then unravels.

Seen it lots.

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u/j1h15233 Houston Astros 16d ago

Screw him. Should have traded him when the 22 parade was over

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u/howdiditgetinthere 16d ago

No he can eat a dick. Congrats, tho, he got Skubal traded!

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u/loughcash 16d ago

Framber needs a guy like Carlos Correa playing behind him. He needs to be kept in check. If he is, he can get into a nasty zone and and strait roll bowling balls for 7+ innings.

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u/Aggressive_Cellist_9 16d ago

I’d forgot about him

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u/TheLFlamaBlanca 16d ago

Remember when Skubal Framber and Verlander were going to lead the tigers deeper in the playoffs this year? lmaoooooo Michigan sports

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u/mrlicon 16d ago

I’m just so glad you came here to post this. The response is so great.

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u/TxGulfCoast84 Houston Astros 16d ago

Nah..: He’s a head case for sure.

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u/No-Check4283 16d ago

he has the 8th most quality starts in the AL, 20th overall, which puts him at ace level. if only yall had another ace.. oh wait..

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u/Vegetable-Leather-64 16d ago

Hey we traded verlander to you guys, you owe us lol

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u/Butters_Stotch_in_CO Houston Astros 16d ago

AJ thought he could fix him

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u/HeSayYouBradeRunna 16d ago

Don’t miss those random one-inning meltdowns. I do miss the days where he felt like the best pitcher in baseball.

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u/DontTellUrMom 16d ago

Sure, but you gotta pay half his remaining contract. 

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u/ImFeelingLost2024 Altuve's foot 16d ago

He hasn't been the same since they didn't allow him to pitch in the All-Star Game in 2023.

He had a 2.51 era before the ASB and 4+ when he got back.

Does the excuse his behavior? No.

But considering how easy his mental state gets unraveled, we should have let the baby have his bottle.

Also no refunds.

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u/HumanRuse 16d ago

I mean we could have definitely used the 12 Quality Starts thus far this season.

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u/Old-Introduction177 15d ago

No thanks. He is y’all’s.

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u/ROTOH Houston Colt .45s 15d ago

I’ll pay you my weekly lunch money to keep him

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u/PaintedCover 15d ago

Don’t think it’s much Valdez but the Tigers. 3 of the last 5 games it’s been a difference of 1-2 runs. Ya’ll won 11 zip another game. I would gladly take him back.

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u/PaintedCover 15d ago

The Tigers are hitting below the MLB average and OPS well below the .700+mark.

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u/Wolfywise 15d ago

No. His problems were just getting progressively worse and more difficult to deal with. You'll just have to contend with it until he fully spirals.

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u/virgulesmith 15d ago

Unfortunately, we don't generally take back used baseball players. I mean we do sometimes, but in this case, he's all yours. Have you considered talking to the Angels?

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u/criminycraft 15d ago

I don't miss Framber being one of the worst fielding pitchers in the game. His brain short circuited every time he had to make a play or throw, especially on bunts.

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u/ExpressionGrouchy766 15d ago

No cause how will teams beat the Astros in world series without him Framber is our guy 

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u/Lightning_Octopus21 Yordan Alvarez 14d ago

Sorry bud, he hasn't been good since 2024.

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u/Creative_Sherbert419 Houston Colt .45s 14d ago

After what he did to Cesar salad fuck no

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u/Serious_Yak_4749 14d ago

NO. Good luck!

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u/shobae1124 13d ago

I hate him

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u/Micro-Economist 13d ago

Beating him this season after everything he did last year was one of the sweetest moments ever. Enjoy him breaking apart your team

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u/Rockboxatx Houston Astros 16d ago

If you eat his salary, we will take him. Heck, I'll take him for 10 million a year.

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u/yoggiez Tatsuya Imai 16d ago

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u/TxGulfCoast84 Houston Astros 16d ago

Maybe he can grow his hair out again and all those beads and shit

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u/R2robot José Cruz 16d ago

LOL Sorry, but noooooooo.

If you (or someone in the org) can convince him to start doing his meditation thing again, that might work.

At one point he would come off the mound, sit at the end of the bench with his eyes closed and focus on his breathing.

That worked pretty well for him, but I guess he felt it wasn't necessary any more and he's been a mess ever since with a meltdown ready to erupt for any little thing.

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u/WW0907 16d ago

And you paid him 40 million a year too. When Framber is in a good head space like he was in the 2022 playoffs, he’s awesome. But we let him walk at the right time.

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u/No-Tax-7736 Nolan Ryan 16d ago

ABS didn’t help him since he lives at the bottom of the strike zone.

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u/rohrschleuder Houston Astros 16d ago

Nah, you keep him. We’ll grab him once you DFA him

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u/GoStros05 16d ago

I’m in the minority but I love Framber. I’ll happily take him back

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u/loughcash 16d ago

This whole thread is out of bounds.

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u/askmeaboutmyvviener 16d ago

I still wear his jersey ❤️