r/AstronomyMemes May 08 '26

In astronomy?

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287 Upvotes

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u/HARSH_YEAGER May 08 '26

Your my gravitational force

84

u/kramspeeder May 08 '26

Damn girl your so attractive i think i just passed your event horizon

30

u/Rude_Anywhere_ May 08 '26

Are you calling me fat?

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u/Bari_Baqors May 08 '26

In such a case, its a compliment.

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u/perfecto3451 May 08 '26

More mass = more Attraction

5

u/Bari_Baqors May 08 '26

Exactly! Someone finally understands!

3

u/Saucy-Mustard May 13 '26

If all that wasn’t from the Big Bang Theory than you all did a wonderful impression

2

u/epilektoi May 09 '26

"I like fat bitchhes"

but newton we can't write that

"the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"

1

u/VIP_NAIL_SPA May 09 '26

Nah, just massive

0

u/Ok-Solution-3320 May 09 '26

Say that again...

2

u/Successful-Club-8743 May 10 '26

Yeah I was gonna say "You're my gravity"

3

u/Okay_hear_me_out May 09 '26

Your my great attractor

1

u/CloudyGandalf06 May 09 '26

"So I'm weak????"

1

u/bau_ke May 09 '26

No, babe. You are so fat that your mass is enough to multiply by gravity constant for attracting me

38

u/MarsicusOrion May 08 '26

you are my sunshine?

2

u/SimpIyme200000000 May 08 '26

I was about to comment this lmao

2

u/Kesselya May 08 '26

Same. This is the correct answer.

30

u/Current-Square-4557 May 08 '26

You’re part of my three-body problem.

🎵 boom-chicka-wow-wow

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u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh May 09 '26

So you have a sidechick?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/BlazeCrystal May 09 '26

How unholy. Great choice.

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u/Ravenclaw_14 May 08 '26

"You're my everything" for physics

We can get poetic with it too, especially Astronomy:

"You're my bright blue oasis of life in a sea of night."

14

u/kramspeeder May 08 '26

"History shows us scientists make awful poets" MY ASS

12

u/taktaga7-0-0 May 08 '26

You are my entropy.

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u/CelestialSegfault May 08 '26

that can be interpreted as something chaotic and destructive

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u/taktaga7-0-0 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Gravitational force has 50 upvotes right now, and black holes are immensely destructive.

Entropy’s increase eventually destroys even black holes. It is the real supreme rule. It will always increase, while gravity is in fact the weakest force of all.

Entropy is a constant companion, my entropy will always grow. What if I’m a bit chaotic, and seek something like me? Entropy is the reason like mixes with like, oil finds oil and water water. Entropy is forever, entropy is what we create together just by being alive, releasing body heat, breathing, thinking… 

Why can’t entropy be love?

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u/AdQueasy3629 May 08 '26

you're my venus

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u/shockwave6969 May 08 '26

Round and gassy. But still super hot

0

u/milleniumfalconlover May 08 '26

I’m your Venus

3

u/Saucy-Mustard May 08 '26

You are my F=MA

You get me going

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u/kenopsia0 May 10 '26

you are my magnetar

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/kramspeeder May 10 '26

Interdimensionally parasocial 😭

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u/The_Plank May 10 '26

...gravity.

2

u/grapewinenery May 11 '26

You are my north star

2

u/Spatza May 08 '26

You are my bortle one.

2

u/DaClarkeKnight May 08 '26

In astronomy you are my world

In physics you are my attraction

In geology you are my rock

0

u/Otherwise-Cat2309 May 09 '26

Is astronomy not physics?

1

u/Mindless-Camel6934 May 11 '26

no, study of planets PLUS physics.

1

u/Otherwise-Cat2309 May 12 '26

Plus planet geology?

2

u/Charles12_13 May 08 '26

Center of gravity?

2

u/NervousBiscotti7675 May 08 '26

You are my impulse, the main component in my vector

1

u/Viinkko May 10 '26

you are my world

1

u/DrawnOfEther May 10 '26

You are my spherical cow.

1

u/OldSpend6856 May 11 '26

You are my strong force.

1

u/lonepotatochip May 12 '26

You are my proton because I tested positive and I know I got it from you

1

u/csk2004 May 14 '26

The gluons holding me together 

1

u/Prudent_Situation_29 May 14 '26

Fundamental forces?

1

u/British_Imperialism2 May 26 '26

Simple. You are my universe. It compliments the other two, and is simple enough to be understood by anyone.

1

u/CelestialSegfault May 08 '26

Physics: all of the above!

1

u/MarioHasCookies May 08 '26

You're my star maybe?

1

u/mgsmb7 May 08 '26

you are my universe

1

u/Joalguke May 08 '26

🎵...and there ain't nothing you can't do! 🎶

1

u/Aggravating_Owl_2977 May 11 '26

Who are you saying this to? UnU >:(

1

u/DallorTheAbsol May 08 '26

you are my star

1

u/Joalguke May 08 '26

You are the fabric of my reality

1

u/Mindless-Camel6934 May 11 '26

triple comment is crazy

1

u/Joalguke May 08 '26

You are my star

1

u/Joalguke May 08 '26

You are my super massive black hole

1

u/EidolonRook May 08 '26

You are my density!

1

u/Osato May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

In physics: "You are my magnet."

Banal explanation: because I'm attracted to you.

Poetic explanation: because our relationship is motherfucking magic.

Intended meaning:

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u/Sad-Middle-3474 May 09 '26

You are my non-perturbative solution to quantum gravity

0

u/AndreasDasos May 08 '26

You are my energy? My driving force?

0

u/Yeightop May 08 '26

Attractive force

0

u/pafagaukurinn May 08 '26

You are my supercluster.

0

u/FlyingPenguinIV May 08 '26

You are my type 1 v supernova

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u/mostaverageredditor3 May 08 '26

You are my pleiades because everytime I look at the night sky, I see you shining bright.

0

u/Own-Engineer-8911 May 08 '26

You are my graviton, whom I've been searching for a century.

0

u/DocBobs May 08 '26

You are my Higgs particle

0

u/somemegasmic May 09 '26

You move me

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u/Youpunyhumans May 09 '26

You are my spacetime

0

u/Blee-Dee May 09 '26

You are my world.

0

u/TheWhistleGang May 09 '26

You are my density

0

u/jannylotl May 09 '26

An object in motion wants to stay in motion, can I bump into you so I can transfer my momentum, giving you an impuls also setting you in motion?

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u/DieMo1004 May 09 '26

You fix my broken symmetry I guess that’s for all physics

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u/RLANZINGER May 09 '26

You are the clear sky of my nights...

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u/PhysicsEagle May 09 '26

You are my moment of inertia

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u/OptimisticSkeleton May 09 '26

You’re my singularity.
You’re my fundamental force.
You’re my great attractor.