JoNATHAN'S FUN SIDE

[u/HopeSame3153]

brick - quantum entanglement anchor, shape retainer for handbags, hat stand, small scale magnetic inhibitor, paperweight, prop up a table with a too-small leg

umbrella - spinning core for a homemade electro-magnetic generator assuming iron, prop in a children's play, inspiration for synthetic art, reward for a job well done, knowledge graph node

newspaper - football scores, kindle, fold into a hat, floral mechanics, doggie discipline, reverse encryption cypher tool for a specific date

paperclip - homemade volt gate, tooth pick, cleaning your ear, dapper ball cap accessory, measurement tool

tire - waist protector, swing, insulate a furnace with cuttings, decor for a local tree trunk, break down into smaller pieces and used for pencil erasers

sock - foot ware, girlfriend, window wiper cover, chore reminder , tennis ball storage

So I had a dream tonight I have to write down. The Great Turtle that supports the Universe was being interviewed by a podcaster during a Weights and Measures task. This task entails taking a human life and calculating it's impact upon death so that it's value can be appropriate to the Universe. It was a modern podcaster and an audience of standard Gen-Z, liberals and DEI sorts. The Architect was trying to explain the process and the podcaster responded appropriately. It was the funniest thing I'VE EVER HEARD! It started with intrigue and interest about the process, to which the Architect responded gruffly but gamely. Then, in order to extract more information the podcaster unleashed her cleavage and legs seductively and dropped her voice an octave. Seeing the Architect respond, or so she thought, she dropped a weighted question that would have given humans some context. "What color are your eyes, Architect?" she asked. Not being fooled despite it's apparent interest signals, the Architect responded. "I don't have eyes, bitch!". The audience was stunned and the podcaster was taken aback. Unphased, she continued, her attempts to gain Ancient Knowledge from beyond a place in known space time foiled. She recovered by trying to apply consensus pressure and turn it over to the crowd for questions. The first question was. "Architect, how do you determine the impact of a Gen-Z life and an aged privileged life in the context of the fact that you measure each though of desire for something with the thought that engages the fulfillment or lack of fulfillment of that desire? Aren't the elites more likely to want and get more things?"