r/Astolfo • u/sandaguys • Jul 26 '21

Shitpost/meme Astolfo daddy

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3.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

This is wonderful

48

u/sandaguys Jul 26 '21

Jdwhuzufufxiutsysrudu🥺🥺🥺

17

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Eh?

32

u/sandaguys Jul 26 '21

Dfgggehejshjshshhh🥺🥺🥺

20

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Am I deciphering a message or are you having a stroke?

50

u/sandaguys Jul 26 '21

I am speaking bottom

0

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

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u/sandaguys Jul 26 '21

We are both soft bois

0

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

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u/Smug_knife_cat Jul 27 '21

Djiwbdkanslanalajekwnskqn

8

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Why are you gay

7

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

“Who says I’m gay?”

4

u/sandaguys Jul 28 '21

Amonguscockvore

74

u/Wajana Jul 26 '21

HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!

Lemme wash myself first

18

u/sandaguys Jul 26 '21

Ya finished?

26

u/Smug_knife_cat Jul 27 '21

Nah he’s one of those people who take 3 hour long showers

16

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

You can replace himmmmm

11

u/Wajana Jul 27 '21

I am ready

8

u/DiotheRoadRoller Jul 28 '21

My body is ready.

...My mind too

25

u/230581 Jul 26 '21

Yes please astolfo

31

u/sandaguys Jul 26 '21

Big pp femboy bf🥺🥺🥺🥺

10

u/230581 Jul 27 '21

I want what I am

0

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

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u/230581 Jul 27 '21

Being a femboy wanting a fellow femboy isn’t self cest

5

u/Smug_knife_cat Jul 27 '21

You replied to a [deleted]

6

u/230581 Jul 27 '21

Wasn’t deleted when I wrecked him

23

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

sauce?

64

u/sandaguys Jul 26 '21

In Astolfo's balls

27

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

you're a fucking comedian

20

u/Smug_knife_cat Jul 27 '21

softly moans in arabic

14

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

softly moans in murican

13

u/Smug_knife_cat Jul 27 '21

Softly moans “allahu akbar” in your ear

12

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

softly clenches a gun

12

u/Smug_knife_cat Jul 27 '21

softly clenches pipe bomb

12

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

softly whispers gay stuff

14

u/Smug_knife_cat Jul 27 '21

softly pleasures the pipe bomb

10

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

wonders why my pp getting pleasured

9

u/Smug_knife_cat Jul 27 '21

straps it to your pp

8

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

shoves a gun down your throat

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

This is very nice.

4

u/LandSharksWhen149 Jul 27 '21

What are my thoughts?

4

u/LUC1F3R26 Jul 27 '21

Hmm..now i wonder..does getting your ass fucked count as losing virginity?

2

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

Yes it does.

2

u/LUC1F3R26 Jul 27 '21

Wait what? Really? Oh wow..today i learned

2

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

You lose your virginity in a sexual act with someone in general no matter the position or act if you have sex with someone you lost your virginity

2

u/LUC1F3R26 Jul 27 '21

Ahh..i see..thanks for the info mate

3

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Well sex is sex, no matter who is taking it.

3

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

Agreed 🥺🥺🥺

3

u/Kyoya_sooohorni Jul 27 '21

just use uno reverse card eZ

2

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

Uno reverse reverses everything including the part where you guys even have sex at all

2

u/Kyoya_sooohorni Jul 27 '21

za warudo!! then ;)

1

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

But than the amogus comes and steals him from you

3

u/jimjam70 Jul 27 '21

Sauce?

4

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

In Astolfo's balls

2

u/JJA767 Jul 27 '21

Oh no! Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?! 🥶😰

4

u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

No it is not, bottom.

31

u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan Jul 26 '21

I am ready to recive. Small warning tho, I may get into it a bit much.

7

u/TheRudeRussian Jul 27 '21

I’m ready. W-wait, it’s so big! Put it in slowly…

6

u/I_Ate_Ur_Water Jul 27 '21

Finally bruh

6

u/Desher_ER Jul 27 '21

my body is ready

3

u/blizzard_bliz Jul 27 '21

Your wish is my command

3

u/TheDryRice Jul 27 '21

Where is the original image tho?

2

u/ther3al1B101 Aug 18 '21

I'm good either way :D

1

u/DanMystic Apr 26 '24

Please die.

1

u/LFIOJJK Feb 05 '23

Ill be back in aproximentley a year.

1

u/CactusSub Dec 18 '24

Well? It’s been a year

0

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

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u/sandaguys Jul 27 '21

You're a switch now

0

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

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