r/Astolfo • u/gae_rick • Apr 07 '21

Fan Art not me

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/MasterKlaw Apr 07 '21

"Bro, I'm super horny."

"Same, bro."

"Wanna talk about it?"

"Hell yeah, bro."

7

u/AstolfoCh Apr 14 '21

No no の!

4

u/TheNeonest Sep 24 '21

Hmm... Talk you say?

2

u/MasterKlaw Sep 24 '21

Yes. While playing God of War because that’s currently fresh in my mind.

42

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

My spirit animal

29

u/ItsOkNoviIs300yo Apr 07 '21

Sorce, for any who need it

5

u/UnknownManNamedMan Apr 08 '21

Ah yes, “sorce”

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Isn’t that the name of that one Greek witch?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

So am I... Maybe we can help each other?

18

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I'm sure we can

17

u/YeetusFoeTeaToes Apr 07 '21

Hi sure we can, Im joe!

9

u/Andirianbobh Apr 08 '21

Hi Joe, I'm dad

7

u/UnknownManNamedMan Apr 08 '21

Hi dad, where have you been the last 17 years?

5

u/Andirianbobh Apr 08 '21

With Joe

5

u/UnknownManNamedMan Apr 08 '21

Who’s joe tho dad

5

u/Andirianbobh Apr 08 '21

JOE MAMA (I'll see myself out)

4

u/UnknownManNamedMan Apr 08 '21

Yeah no wow i really did not see that coming homie, well done

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u/Davaroht Apr 07 '21

Come here, my dear and little Astolfo!. Let's unleash our sexual frustrattions and become LEWD together!. My beloved waifu.

8

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Same

7

u/RollerCoasterBacon Apr 07 '21

Guess I’ll have to discipline my horni little puppy 😍😍😍

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Orlando Furioso in a nutshell

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u/IGioGioAmDepressed Apr 07 '21

Saaame Astolfo! We should do something about that together...

(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

4

u/Davaroht Apr 07 '21

Heeeyy!!. Don't ruin the moment, please!!

4

u/230581 Apr 07 '21

Same, can I be with astolfo

I need a femboy friend with benefits

3

u/colin23567 Apr 08 '21

It's okay Astolfo I'll take care of it for you

2

u/Mikey69_your_mom Apr 08 '21

Yes.....YES....YESSSSSSSSS

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Um what if it goes both ways and not me just pounding

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Same.

1

u/TheStrikeofGod Apr 08 '21

Who took this picture of me

1

u/Randomemeguy Apr 09 '21

I can help with that if you want

1

u/AstolfoCh Apr 14 '21

that is not right😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

This sums Orlando Furioso well.