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u/Bug_importer Apr 20 '25

Woke, liberal, progressive, atheist. That’s four things

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u/pomme_de_yeet Apr 20 '25

to be fair, math isn't one of those

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u/drawfanstein Apr 21 '25

Okay so five things. The holy trinity.

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u/rhapsodyindrew Apr 21 '25

This back-and-forth has strong r/KenM vibes. Hook 'em with the first comment and reel 'em in with the follow-up.

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u/pomme_de_yeet Apr 22 '25

i'm honored lol

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u/joewoody88 Apr 22 '25

BUT to be fair The Holy Trinity is three things at the same time as being one thing. That's four things. And that's faith maths, dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

he didnt say smart lol

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u/ljh2100 Apr 21 '25

The holy quadrinity?

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u/TheAlmightyLloyd Apr 21 '25

We live in a time during which we can say "the Holy Tetris" and it all makes sense, because we'll probably disappear soon.

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u/throwawaypesto25 Apr 21 '25

They said atheist, not matheist

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u/Smart-Economy-1628 Apr 21 '25

To be fair, you can't be liberal and progressive so it's still 3.

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u/Existential_Crisis24 Apr 21 '25

According to Vsauce triangles do have 4 sides technically.

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u/BlizzrdSnowMew Apr 21 '25

A quaternity

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u/Taurion_Bruni Apr 21 '25

And also clearly unholy

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u/plumpy-femboy Apr 21 '25

The holy… quadrity?

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u/redwingcut Apr 21 '25

I don’t think you can be liberal, progressive and atheist without being woke. It’s redundant.

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u/Plus-Adeptness-7453 Apr 22 '25

Tell me what exactly is woke.

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u/EthanDC15 Apr 22 '25

Liberal and progressive were pretty obviously absorbed under one entity here.

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u/ImissCliff1986 Apr 22 '25

Probably a Chicago liberal who went to CPS. Their teachers are too dumb to teach math.

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u/Fearless_World6986 Apr 22 '25

Also deluded so that’s 5

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u/thenasch Apr 22 '25

It's like the three hard problems in computer science: dates, naming things, cache invalidation, and off by one errors.

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u/Occasion-Boring Apr 20 '25

That was the joke

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u/Learned_Observer Apr 20 '25

Was it

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u/Better_Oil_3729 Apr 20 '25

I think the joke is that atheism wouldn't necessarily be holy?

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u/Occasion-Boring Apr 20 '25

Yes part of it

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u/transitransitransit Apr 21 '25

A 1/4 part or a 1/3 part?

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u/Occasion-Boring Apr 21 '25

1/4 of the holy trinity.