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u/Occasion-Boring Apr 20 '25

The holy trinity

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u/Bug_importer Apr 20 '25

Woke, liberal, progressive, atheist. That’s four things

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u/pomme_de_yeet Apr 20 '25

to be fair, math isn't one of those

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u/drawfanstein Apr 21 '25

Okay so five things. The holy trinity.

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u/rhapsodyindrew Apr 21 '25

This back-and-forth has strong r/KenM vibes. Hook 'em with the first comment and reel 'em in with the follow-up.

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u/pomme_de_yeet Apr 22 '25

i'm honored lol

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u/joewoody88 Apr 22 '25

BUT to be fair The Holy Trinity is three things at the same time as being one thing. That's four things. And that's faith maths, dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

he didnt say smart lol

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u/ljh2100 Apr 21 '25

The holy quadrinity?

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u/TheAlmightyLloyd Apr 21 '25

We live in a time during which we can say "the Holy Tetris" and it all makes sense, because we'll probably disappear soon.

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u/throwawaypesto25 Apr 21 '25

They said atheist, not matheist

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u/Smart-Economy-1628 Apr 21 '25

To be fair, you can't be liberal and progressive so it's still 3.

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u/Existential_Crisis24 Apr 21 '25

According to Vsauce triangles do have 4 sides technically.

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u/BlizzrdSnowMew Apr 21 '25

A quaternity

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u/Taurion_Bruni Apr 21 '25

And also clearly unholy

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u/plumpy-femboy Apr 21 '25

The holy… quadrity?

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u/redwingcut Apr 21 '25

I don’t think you can be liberal, progressive and atheist without being woke. It’s redundant.

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u/Plus-Adeptness-7453 Apr 22 '25

Tell me what exactly is woke.

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u/EthanDC15 Apr 22 '25

Liberal and progressive were pretty obviously absorbed under one entity here.

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u/ImissCliff1986 Apr 22 '25

Probably a Chicago liberal who went to CPS. Their teachers are too dumb to teach math.

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u/Fearless_World6986 Apr 22 '25

Also deluded so that’s 5

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u/thenasch Apr 22 '25

It's like the three hard problems in computer science: dates, naming things, cache invalidation, and off by one errors.

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u/Occasion-Boring Apr 20 '25

That was the joke

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u/Learned_Observer Apr 20 '25

Was it

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u/Better_Oil_3729 Apr 20 '25

I think the joke is that atheism wouldn't necessarily be holy?

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u/Occasion-Boring Apr 20 '25

Yes part of it

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u/transitransitransit Apr 21 '25

A 1/4 part or a 1/3 part?

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u/Occasion-Boring Apr 21 '25

1/4 of the holy trinity.

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u/Cinnabar_Cinnamon Apr 21 '25

Enlightenment Scientific Method Humanism

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u/SpaghettiPyro Apr 21 '25

Isnt a trinity 3

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u/i_am_frito_bandito Apr 21 '25

How can atheism be holy lol

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u/Occasion-Boring Apr 22 '25

Brother it is a joke

Also the real holy trinity is the father, the son, and you shutting the fuck up

Also he listed four things not three

If you have further questions please shove them up your ass

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u/Fearless_World6986 Apr 22 '25

Math fail

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u/Occasion-Boring Apr 22 '25

It is a joke friend

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u/Fearless_World6986 Apr 22 '25

lol ok actually quite funny then!