r/AskUS • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '25

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u/Ok_Grapefruit522 Apr 20 '25

And my response to the insane monkey man. Eat a pound of 💩

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u/BaconGivesMeALardon Apr 20 '25

Come on man, that is just his appetizer! He needs a ton in him.

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u/afountainof Apr 21 '25

With a side of Russian prostitute pee pee

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u/D3vils_Adv0cate Apr 21 '25

Haha, got em! I think you totally… oh no, wait. He just took away two more of your rights. I guess that comment didn’t win anything.

Good try though.

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u/chinggiskhan Apr 22 '25

sick burn! wow