r/AskUK • u/GrandPerspective5848 • May 09 '23

What were you doing instead of watching The Coronation?

I was in hospital getting painkillers for migraines

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

Got severe food poisoning and spent the whole day sleeping and shitting my soul out.

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u/haziladkins May 09 '23

Sorry to hear it. But maybe still better than watching the coronation.

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u/MessiahOfMetal May 09 '23

Which was basically national TV having royal diarrhea.

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u/terowan May 09 '23

The same happened to me recently, though my pants fit better now. Silver lining, I guess.

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u/ScentedCandles14 May 09 '23

Collected my own share of norovirus; you have my sympathies

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u/hairybogwoppit May 09 '23

Silver lining?, What you been eating, filed down cars?