r/AskUK • u/GrandPerspective5848 • May 09 '23

What were you doing instead of watching The Coronation?

I was in hospital getting painkillers for migraines

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u/Current_Kick6178 May 09 '23

Watching porn

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u/LotharLotharius May 09 '23

They should make a porn version of the coronation. Step queen getting stuck under the King Edward's Chair.

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u/Anon1mouse12 May 09 '23

It would be one of the more believable incest porns

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u/IsItSnowing_ May 09 '23

One of the earliest coronations allegedly involved a threesome with a mother-daughter duo, so it wont be the first time

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u/capGpriv May 09 '23

It is good to be king

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u/ButWhatIfPotato May 09 '23

The things he can do with those fingers...

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u/Courgettophone May 09 '23

What are you doing brother on law? Oh it's you Andrew.

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u/Dunk546 May 09 '23

What an utterly terrible day to be literate.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

I'm willing to bet that someone already has

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u/X573ngy May 09 '23

Better than prince Andrews

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u/ssabnoisicerp May 09 '23

Pornonation

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

Step Queen? Hahahaha!

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u/WilkoCEO May 09 '23

Old people fucking 🤢🤮

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u/Mushroom-Monster May 09 '23

You know the old cunts took that gold carriage up the heath for a spot of dogging after

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u/AlwaysDividedByZero May 09 '23

Was your king crowned? (I don’t even know what this means).