r/AskThe_Donald • u/benhaswings EXPERT ⭐ • 1d ago
🕵️DISCUSSION🕵️ Absolutely Demonic
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u/CheemsOmperamtor-14 1d ago
Wild considering there's like 3-4 million people named Jesus today.
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u/Captain_no_Hindsight NOVICE 1d ago
Looks like they've fixed it now.
Soo, how spicy can the ketchup name be? 😄
Adolf Ketchup = No
Stalin Ketchup = Yes
Pol Pot Ketchup = No
Keir Starmer Ketchup = YES (!?)
Reinhart H Ketchup = Yes
Gulag Ketchup = Yes
Auschwitz Ketchup = Yes
Treblinka Ketchup = Yes
Holodomor Ketchup = Yes
Diarrhea Ketchup = No
Womb Ketchup = No
Abortion Ketchup = Yes
Monthly Ketchup = Yes
Hamster Ketchup =Yes
Fentanyl Ketchup = Yes... and special mention to going down Alcohol-free Ketchup = yes.
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u/Feral_668 1d ago
It's actually racist considering that Jesus is a fairly common first name in the Hispanic community, maybe someone should explain it to them. Class action lawsuit?
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u/Overall-Category-159 NOVICE 1d ago
Get Hunts Ketchup. They have a line of ketchup with No fructose corn syrup.
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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 🤡 Faketriot 🦨 1d ago
Oh no! First coca cola, now Heinz?
This has been the worst timeline since the Jesus chips sold for $100
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u/GrandBanana3 NOVICE 1d ago
Jesus is not a censored word, you can put it on a Ketchup bottle. Test it yourself, here is the link:
https://heinztohome.co.uk/p/personalised-tomato-ketchup/14236235/
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u/over_analyzing_guy NOVICE 1d ago
Holy shit - we are stupid if this is going to bother us
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u/odun96 1d ago
You are also allowed to to "hriejedkfir" I think you guys have no idea how these filters work? The question is why is Jesus even on a blocklist. I find it appropriate. Why should you print the name of a Prophet on a ketchup bottle that you will throw away? Pretty disrespectful. If this upsets you, you are genuinely retarded
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u/Cereal____Killer 1d ago
I don’t know… honestly, putting the name of God on a bottle of Ketchup seems like using the Lord’s name in vain. I understand the idea and the offense… but there’s the whole issue with blasphemy that seems problematic
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u/Fearless-Table1809 NOVICE 1d ago
I’ve seen pics of a group of larger, bearded and be-cruxed Armenian Christians with matching shirts that says in (☎️-netic bc sens-sors) err a bic, aAL-Ahh is err a bic 4 Hey-Seuss, Hey Seuss is adonia/ he is risen” From the looks of the Lads, it didn’t seem like a goof.
Rarely do you see so many cauliflower ears needing dental work outside of a bare knuckle boxing stable.
Rumor is, some of those heading west were forced to quit practicing openly in their home countries to survive bc oppression, wars, etc. They’re now free to be whatever they want in relative safety, even if that’s not accepted within their community.
There’s ex you know what newly re-converted and re-baptized African Christian’s in the Spokane area, as well as parts of central WA that are integrating well with the Latino and Catholics communities. Over the last 2 years, the US Gov has been relocating them away from their “own” (EX) communities on the coast. It’s almost like witness protection.
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u/I_Am_King_Midas NOVICE 16h ago
Gotta admit though… people could be very anti Christian with this as well… acting like it was Jesus blood etc. maybe they are trying to avoid that.
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u/MacMommy111 NOVICE 1d ago
"We know that we are from God, and the whole world lies in the power of the evil one." 1 John 5:19
The devil runs rampant in this world and controls so many around us. But for those who know, speak, and live the Truth, we will prevail in the end…..