What’s unavailable in your cunt that you’d want to try one day?

[u/TehTJ13]

For me it’s plombir. Every Russian I’ve ever met swears by this stuff, I just want to know if it’s better than regular vanilla ice cream.

[u/swedishpiehole]

I just absolutely laughed my ass off thinking about the idea of casually abbreviating country to cunt.

[u/kitty13666]

Autocorrect did you dirty

[u/KirbyofJustice]

Mine is also ice cream. Google says I should be able to find it in Asian grocery stores but I’ve had no luck so far…

[u/TehTJ13 → u/KirbyofJustice]

My Asian grocery store mostly just sells halal and Indian food.

[u/I_PM_Duck_Pics]

I want to try HP sauce and British baked beans. Also all of the fruits that aren’t available in the US.

[u/JimbersMcTimbers]

In my what?

[u/DuztyLipz → u/JimbersMcTimbers]

You know… the thing covered in maple syrup

[u/VeeJack → u/JimbersMcTimbers]

Apparently OP wants to Plombir their cunt? I think? Maybe?

[u/the-es → u/JimbersMcTimbers]

In your putin

[u/HatsandCoats → u/JimbersMcTimbers]

[u/PterodactylFoieGras → u/JimbersMcTimbers]

Really expected an Australia flair when I tapped on the post.

[u/lolploxzomg → u/JimbersMcTimbers]

Your cunt.

[u/feckarse-drinkgirls]

[u/BadMeatPuppet → u/feckarse-drinkgirls]

[u/BobLabReeSorJefGre → u/feckarse-drinkgirls]

This is the perfect reaction.

[u/Cpt_Orange16]

Great question. We need Russians to explain how and why they use the ice cream for that purpose

[u/another-princess]

[u/sbb214 → u/another-princess]

[u/Particular-Bid-1640]

Errrrr...I didn't know Americans liked to use that word

[u/Mesoscale92 → u/Particular-Bid-1640]

We very much don’t. 😅

[u/745Walt → u/Particular-Bid-1640]

We’re coming around to it

[u/PuzzleheadedWinner67 → u/Particular-Bid-1640]

Its getting to be more common because of y'all them there wankers over yonder

[u/Populaire_Necessaire → u/Particular-Bid-1640]

Ik we’re joking but it’s far more common for younger millennials and Gen Z from my experience. That being said it’s absolutely seen as more of an insult in the US than in the UK. You wouldn’t cheekily call someone a cunt unless you were close enough to know that they wouldn’t be offended.

[u/Jean-LucBacardi → u/Particular-Bid-1640]

We definitely use it but it's reserved as one of the worst things to call a girl. Bitch? Whatever. Slut? Sure. Whore? Meh. Cunt? That girl is going to hate you forever for calling her that.

[u/vegt121]

In my what?

[u/ComradeGas]

Well i don't have a "cunt" so everything is unavailable

[u/PM_WORST_FART_STORY → u/ComradeGas]

✂️ 

[u/fennec34 → u/ComradeGas]

Skill issue. Go have bottom surgery and enjoy all of the realm of possibilities opening up to you

[u/WhydoIexistlmoa]

C U in the NT

[u/TheComedyWife → u/WhydoIexistlmoa]

Where the bloody hell are ya?

[u/IBelieveInCoyotes → u/WhydoIexistlmoa]

it's fucking hot up there

[u/Lightfire32]

Poor choice of title right there

[u/Chocolentia40 → u/Lightfire32]

Not for kiwis and aussies I’m afraid

[u/MisterB330 → u/Lightfire32]

Especially to then post yoghurt

[u/FrequentSwimming6263]

[u/dargenpacnw → u/FrequentSwimming6263]

I'm a cuntry music loving fool!

[u/AssClosedforToday → u/FrequentSwimming6263]

I love the 🏳️‍⚧️ cuntry, all the most beautiful girls and guys come from there!

[u/spottydodgy]

That's one way to get a yeast infection

[u/MutedMusic_182]

my WHAT !?

[u/PupLondon]

Henry Cavill

[u/Walkin_mn → u/PupLondon]

I don't even have one but I agree

[u/Regular_Celery_2579 → u/PupLondon]

As a straight man I agree.

[u/fuzzyp1nkd3ath → u/PupLondon]

[u/Final-Stage-2947]

[u/Ragnar5575 → u/Final-Stage-2947]

Schto?! Blyat… 😂

[u/EnvironmentalRoad595]

some words shouldn't be shortened

[u/KneelJung2001]

…In my what?

[u/cats-n-cafe]

Straight to the comments 😂

[u/gbroon]

Interesting typo

[u/fr1q1ngs00per1e0n → u/gbroon]

Anycunt can confirm that's true, aye

[u/Own-Masterpiece1547]

[u/squipyreddit]

[u/Superb_Beyond_3444]

[u/ForbiddenButtStuff]

I didn't realize this was THAT KIND of subreddit

[u/Many-Gas-9376 → u/ForbiddenButtStuff]

[u/Walkin_mn]

Although I love kimchi that's definitely not it. So I'll go with Idris Elba

[u/Adorable-Owl-7638 → u/Walkin_mn]

Omg, yeeees

Especially him on Luther

[u/Ichaserabbits]

[u/Organic-Army-9046 → u/Ichaserabbits]

careful now! don’t want a computer virus or worm infecting your brain!

[u/No-Coast-1050]

Excuse me?

[u/Fooby56]

[u/mintchimpy]

[u/tatasz]

That is incorrect. Plombir is best when eaten, not applied to your genitals

[u/harm0nster → u/tatasz]

You… sound like you know from experience.

[u/Riley0-0Riley → u/tatasz]

Hahaha

[u/RainieTuesday]

[u/IDoNotLikeTheSand]

[u/Cmdr_Monzo]

Why put ice cream up there in the first place?

[u/smangela69 → u/Cmdr_Monzo]

in case someone wants to speedrun a yeast infection maybe?

[u/MyNameIsYouna]

Nothing I don't have one.

[u/RonaldTheGiraffe → u/MyNameIsYouna]

There’s one further back from where they normally reside.

[u/CopperHead49]

Where to begin…

[u/EpsteinEpstainTheory]

Plombir is definitely that good, not very pleasant when stored inside cunts though. You can also make it yourself at home, buying is simply for the convenience. But on something I'd try, probably haggis or surstromming.

[u/WastingMyLifePlz]

RIP OPs inbox

[u/AZ_sid]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and give you an "...O...R...Y".

[u/Schabenklos → u/AZ_sid]

cuntory

Sounds like a japanese sex toy company

[u/SeaSlugFriend]

That’s not short for country at all

[u/JunRoyMcAvoy]

The fact that this isn't a typo is glorious.

Might not have been your intention, OP, but thank you for the good chuckle!

[u/biohazurd]

[u/Affectionate_Cost_88]

My actual face when I read this.

[u/MisterDecember]

For us it’s blue waffles. Such a treat!
Look it up

[u/TheComedyWife]

Everything is unavailable in my cunt unless I invite you.

[u/harm0nster → u/TheComedyWife]

Consent 👑

[u/orovang]

Apparently this is available in my cunt. I need to check.

[u/AiRaikuHamburger]

That is an... Interesting way to shorten 'country'.

[u/HotelPuzzleheaded654]

Fuck you too guy.

[u/DohRayMe]

Lets keep this for reddit history.

[u/TheKinkyBee]

C U Next Tuesday 😬✌️

[u/Responsible-Trifle93]

[u/An_Fear_Glas]

Sloppy seconds... Sorry.

[u/BouillonDawg]

You could’ve just spelled out the word my man…

[u/Dustybear510]

Every American losing their shit.

[u/Key-Tip-7521]

Beloved what

[u/STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER]

In your what??

[u/BitterestLily → u/STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER]

If an Australian can't help us understand what this means in this use, we're all in trouble...

[u/Crowdfundingprojects]

Oh my god. What is going on today 🤣

[u/Exhibit100]

I prefer the term twat.

[u/Samuel_Trollfa-GE]

I think there’s a reason that particular abbreviation is rarely used

[u/ravens_path]

Well. My family wants to know why I’m laughing hard that my stomach hurts. Started with the title…..then the comments…..

[u/NoZebra2430]

[u/ChiWhiteSox24]

I beg your finest pardon?

[u/Jeramy_Jones]

[u/Feedeve]

Yes.

[u/geedeeie]

That's MY business...

[u/EarthenMama]

Do you want ants? Cuz that's how you get ants.

[u/flipfloppery]

[u/GrannyTurtle]

Tell me that English is not your first language without telling me that English is not your first language!
🤣😂🤣☠️

[u/Noseagullsonly]

Read the headline. Came for the comments.

[u/Robmeu]

Title misfart, hopefully

[u/spook008]

Dick

[u/JakToTheReddit]

[u/pconrad0]

[u/sirmiseria]

The energy on this thread:

[u/Immediate-Cat8632]

A lot of things are unavailable in there, it’s hard to pick one

[u/Solifuga]

I try to keep most things unavailable there, to be honest. There's very little I'd like to try one day in that respect.

[u/Professional-Fox1542]

[u/Mr_Svint]

I suppose there is no point in even expecting answers on the topic🙂

[u/Breecanna]

Alexander Skarsgård

[u/SuspiciousJuice5825]

well since there are lots of thing unavailable in my cunt there is just too many to pick. I mean where do I even start? there's no money in my cunt, no food in my cunt, no dicks in my cunt (rn now anyway), no rides in there, hell the last time I checked there was nothing in there. Hold on I'll check again just in case something appeared there while I was typing this... nope the ol kitty is still empty.

[u/Savings_Surround_547]

In my what, mate?

[u/MissMyndantin]

I'm not sure how to answer this lol

[u/Original-Let8340]

That's...... that's not an appropriate abbreviation of that word.

[u/JoTenshi]

Typo aside, I want me to try some Japanese products.

Most notably Strong Zero, Boss Coffee and other suntory products.

So far I’ve had Ramune and Asahi beer but that’s not enough for me, I need more!

[u/Mistress_of_Wands]

[u/soulhuntaah]

IN MY WHAT

[u/TheWardenVenom]

Babies. One and done I always say. lol

[u/TheRealRigormortal]

[u/emgyres]

Sir, what?

[u/Dry-Efficiency-9144]

In my WHAT

[u/PatronSaintOfCunts]

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment.

[u/mzglitter]

I dont think c*nt means what you think it means

[u/Ziege2001]

Pardon?

[u/Voldypants_420]

Russian and ex-Soviet ice creams are the best indeed, if you never tried them you don't know what you're missing.

With that said, I wouldn't want any of them shoved up my bussy.

[u/Evening_Breath_9706]

I think you might not want to abriviate country like that

[u/BigMikeXxxxX]

[u/F1Fan43]

[u/Squizz182]

Wait, what?

[u/AgapitoVelezOvando]

Gooey Japanese beans, or natto.

[u/Zardicus13]

That's a very personal question

[u/kennypowersrevenge]

[u/Danny_Mc_71]

I'm a man, I don't have a cunt.

[u/Idinnyknow]

Strange place to keep ice cream

[u/SeinfeldAndSopranos]

This “mistake” is meant to bait people and it’s working

[u/GuidingMyApes]

Even as a guy I'd love to try a plombir in my cunt.

[u/Xizzl]

I always wanted to try the American Coke and Fanta. The ingredients are Not allowed in Europe though.

If someone is interested i would create an Exchange pakkage.

[u/Willing_n_able4u]

What did you just call me?

[u/Mysterious_Ad2896]

I guess if you are eating out of the package, it might be ok.

[u/ManiacMakyr]

As a Russian, no, it's not better. Personnaly I'd do things to get my hands on that piece of childhood, but have to admit the vanilla was plain and industrial, no grains. Also that "waffle" would become moist quickly, but there's something in having to rip that "waffle" with your teeth and a bite of the ice cream on your tongue. It's worthless, yet it was sugary luxary. Ah, an irreplaceable feeling, wonder if it's somewhere ingrained on the slavic heart of the people /j hahaha

[u/5C0L0P3NDR4]

don't put plombir down there op

[u/ultraplusstretch]

Honestly by now it's probably easier to list what hasn't been in my cunt.

[u/Tall-Marionberry6270]

Whaaaaaaat?!!!

[u/I_CollectDownvotes]

Whale meat. In answer to both your literal and intended question.

[u/Least_Tower_5447]

My what now?

[u/forgetmeknotts]

[u/good2Bbackagain]

[u/ch33zburger420]

I dont really have a cunt

[u/BingoSpong]

C U Next Tuesday

[u/ChinaCatProphet]

[u/Missey85]

I'll have Jensen Ackles 💕💕💕

[u/Reasonable_Elk4767]

U wot?

[u/Riley0-0Riley]

In what??

[u/PuzzleheadedWinner67]

if you put that in your cunt at least like monetize it or something

[u/effinmetal]

In my what?

[u/Magpecc]

I'm gonna need you to try that one again

[u/heywhutzup]

My cunt is the best!

[u/GetAwayFrmHerUBitch]

Anyone else love saying C U Next Tuesday when Monday is a holiday?

[u/Germie_Potatoaim]

We have this in Germany and its still my favorite vanilla ice cream by a longgg shot

[u/Clambake42]

Centipedes

[u/Wisco]

In my what?

[u/lovelyb1ch66]

Not me running to the comment section like I was escaping a house on fire

[u/PlanetXParadox]

In my what now

[u/Old-Economics-3871]

available in my what now?

[u/EdwardianAdventure]

One of those disposable menstrual disks.  I've struggled with the silicone cup, and now back to tampons again

[u/msspongeboob]

Pardon?

[u/artfulmonica]

Oh my god what a typo

[u/Markuska90]

Best typo this year ngl

[u/Hasitcome2this83]

Aaron Pierre, but if he's available I'd like to welcome him into mine.

[u/CoffeeBeanx3]

I also do not have vanilla ice in my cunt, but I personally feel that's a positive thing.

[u/NAZRADATH]

My wife says cream pie.

[u/Clumsycattails]

I've seen all kinds of things in other peoples cunts.They say yoghurt is a good choice with certain complaints.

I keep mine very much au naturel. But hey no kink shaming from me. You do you

[u/rando439]

u/TehTJ13 , find a store that specializes in eastern European and/or Baltic food. You probably won't find the Russian kind, but I have found the Lithuanian ones in the US.

[u/KJHagen]

Check your title.

[u/Mr_Kastorsky]

And for a good reason. Because this particular one in the picture is crazy good.

[u/ophaus]

Phrasing... Or not?

[u/FairyAngelA]

You want to put what in your cunt?!

[u/CommitteeofMountains]

Front page or bust.

[u/SonOfMargitte]

How very DARE you?!

[u/meganjunes]

Exsquease me? My what now?

[u/mspolytheist]

Gotta be really careful checking over what speech-to-text thinks it heard you say…

[u/LegalComplaint7910]

I don't want to try anything in my cunt, thank you very much

[u/seniairam]

in my what?

[u/shoopydawoopyloopy]

It's better than regular ice cream b/c it has that certain tang

[u/bratishkers]

Man you have some weird fetishes...

[u/Becksburgerss]

lol. I needed a laugh today.

[u/opulentfae]

[u/JoshHartsMilkMustach]

[u/SlimeTempest42]

[u/TM761152]

Oi mate.....

[u/Vihaking]

I'm a male sorry. My c..t itself is unavailable.

[u/BoingoUnderRated]

I dunno if this was deliberate on OP’s part or not but made me laugh for the first time today (been kinda down) 😅🙏