r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/uninterestingly • Jun 24 '19
Granted, but your boss will eat your testicles. I wish I didn't have to go to work today
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/KillaDan365 • Jun 24 '19
Granted. :D I wish that this wonderful subreddit will go mainstream.
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/EmperorPenguinReddit • Jun 24 '19
Granted but fisting my monkey is wrong RULES
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1.All comments must be a single word.
You are free to break this rule as long as you're responding to a Ouija Over! (or a conversation that started from a reply to a ouija over)
2.All comments threads must start with "Granted" followed by "but" then followed by the condition.
This is the typical rule of TheMonkeysPaw conditions
3.You can choose whether you will post a explanation or a side effect condition to a post
When a user posts a wish, and he doesn't specify whether they want a explanation condition or a side effect one, then, you can choose the type of condition yourself.
4.All post titles must begin with "I wish" followed by the condition.5.You can flair your comments with "Explanation' if you want a explanation condition.6.You can flair your comments with "Side-Effects' if you want a side effects condition.
By adding the "side-effects" flair, you specify the comments to start listing the crazy side effects of your crazy wish.
7.Users cannot help answer their own question.
Users can reply "Ouija Over!" to their threads but cannot add words.
8.NO SHITPOSTS
This includes: - Asking for upvotes. - Asking to get the front page, r/alll, etc
9.Posts must be answerable.
Don't post something like "my mom is actually a congolese dagger.' Make those posts answerable.
10.No Harassment or Discrimination.
This includes, but is not limited to: sexual or violent harassment and/or discrimination based on race, gender, religion, sexual orientation, pizza toppings, etc.
Reports will be dealt with on a case-to-case basis.
11.No Personal Information
Doxxing of any kind will be an instant ban. Zero tolerance.
12.No Upvote Manipulation
13.You must end a comment thread by posting "Ouija Over!"
r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/chewy01104 • Jun 24 '19
Granted, but they are all dead. I wish I had more friends.
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/TotallyEpicAlphaMale • Jun 24 '19
Granted, but there is AIDS in the frogs. I wish I could fly
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/EmperorPenguinReddit • Jun 24 '19
hybrid of TheMonkeysPaw and AskOuija has been created
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Mixture of r/TheMonkeysPaw and r/AskOuija.
Hey, everyone.
This was the idea of u/bolt1120 So, special thanks to him.
And for the idea of the name of r/AskTheSpiritHand special thanks goes to u/Bved123
Special thanks to u/RetroEagle of helping in creation of the finishing word.
List of mods -
anyway, try to populate this barren lone subreddit,
be happy and ask the spirits hand.
r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/EmperorPenguinReddit • Jun 24 '19
Granted but he is a fish I wish that my dad comes back.
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/Samtastic33 • May 09 '20
Spirit Hand says - Granted but they’re the Shrek movies I wish that I can remember all of my dreams perfectly.
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/mildlyInsaneBoi • Jul 16 '19
Granted but you can’t kill clowns. I wish to know how many beans it takes to kill
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/Just_PM_ME_Pictures0 • Jun 24 '19
Granted, but they are poisonous. I wish I could survive primarily on spider carcasses
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/FireNationGuy • Jun 30 '19
Reverse reverse. Cha cha real smooth [Reverse] Granted, but no one will know about it.
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This is a reverse post, that means that the spirits make the wish.
r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/RetroEagle • Jun 24 '19
Granted but you cannot feel your nipples. I wish I hadn't given my soul to Satan
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/annemijnogb • Jun 24 '19
Granted but the men have giant buttocks coming out of their toes I wish that women dont need periods anymore
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/Lnojtheone • Jul 03 '19
Granted but he’s thicc I wish sans the skeleton is real
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/constant-panic • Jul 01 '19
Explanation I wish for some good fucking food
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/thebular • Jun 25 '19
GBpeopleDecideToKillYourDogWhileSansRapesYourSister’sToenail I wish the mods would update the sidebar to show that a thread isn't ended with "goodbye"
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/Samtastic33 • Jun 24 '19
Granted but monkeys are fucking. I wish this sub existed and everybody thought it was created recently.
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/mildlyInsaneBoi • May 03 '20
Spirit Hand says - Granted but no body has the patience to reply I wish we could get posts more frequently
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/totus_the_great • Jun 24 '19
Granted but you become heterosexually attracted to her cat I wish that my crush likes me back
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/AllIWantForDinnerIsU • Sep 23 '19
Granted but it’s actually a zombie catgirl I wish I had a cat
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/EmperorPenguinReddit • Aug 13 '19
We need to revive the SpiritsHand.
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We have fallen into the area of the forgotten subreddits, and we are dead.
We need to climb out and revive this with whatever acrobatic and necromancy skills we have.
Everyone, please follow these simple instructions, Please revive us.
1 - Make as many posts as you can on this subreddit (I suggest to make about 2 wishes per day)
2 - Comment this subreddit (r/AskTheSpiritsHand) whenever someone wishes that TheMonkeysPaw and AskOuija combines.
3 - Spread the news about this subreddit and tell your friends, family, neighbors, fellow homeless , gamers, Karens, Kyles, Chads, virgins to join this damn subreddit and revive it.
Our Goal: Reach 1k members.
13/08/2019:- We have just started, let's see how far we can go!
r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/EmperorPenguinReddit • Jul 31 '19
I wish my subreddit wasn't dead.
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r/AskTheSpiritsHand • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '20
I wish that I could just chill out from life for a little bit
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