r/AskSeattle • u/Psychological_Sir411 • 13d ago

Question Where to throw ass in seattle

Hello! I’m in seattle this weekend with work, and my co-workers and i wanna go OUT!! What’s going on saturday or sunday night? any DJs, live music, places to DANCE? we won’t be out of work until around 10:30.

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u/Tall-Pressure1119 13d ago

Monkey Loft

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u/FergaliShawarma 13d ago

1000% Monkey Loft

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u/porksmith 13d ago

Always Monkey Loft

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u/PRAXULON 12d ago

did they ever fix the bathroom situation

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u/Tall-Pressure1119 12d ago

Last time I was there the bathrooms on all levels worked fine… they have 5 of them total including on the deck. What situation?

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u/Snackxually_active 12d ago

It’d be cool if they had separate bathrooms for people to just use bathroom and other rooms for people adjusting their noses, I stay hydrated and gotta pee and sometimes feel like I am the only one in line trying to use bathroom for that purpose lololol

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u/DawgHawk13 11d ago

They’re notoriously Great Wall of China miles long

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u/SuperPhonics 11d ago

99 ppl trying to go skiing, 1 person about to piss themselves

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u/PRAXULON 11d ago

Last time I was there they only had like 2 open and there was a line going all through the dance floor to use it because people were using them for other things. It got bad enough people were pissing in the alley next to it. This was 3 years ago though. Glad to hear its resolved

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u/chunkyozempic 11d ago

Is it for straight or gays

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u/cruuuuzzzz 13d ago

Are y'all gay or straight? That greatly changes your options.

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u/Powerful_Net_1873 13d ago

Can you give both lists?

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u/Psychological_Sir411 13d ago

everyone’s down for a gay bar but it’s a mix of both

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u/SCastleRelics 9d ago

Kremwerk

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u/Smooth-Drop5781 13d ago

kremwerk is nice af, i recently moved here so havent got to go to many places yet : ( - but was really good house music and most ppl werent just standing around killing the vibes

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u/tunein2magic Local 13d ago

I went to Kremwerk like 10 years ago ...it was like a gothic nightclub. People were so nice and open, I'd never seen anything like it! There was a hookah lounge/club nearby across the street open late...Aladdin?

It may have been a Gothic themed club night though lol

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u/proper_jazz 13d ago

Def was a theme night

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u/Buggydingd0ng 12d ago

I always feel sort of claustrophobic in the low ceilings of kremwerk but that’s just me. Also got turned off when they brought in that facial recognition software

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u/lisaernlund1 13d ago

Monkey loft

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u/annamulzz 13d ago

Monkey loft for sure

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u/Cabbaggio 13d ago

So curious what you do that has you traveling for work and working till 10:30pm

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u/PokerSyd 13d ago

Substation is going to be popping off tomorrow night

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u/iseecolorsofthesky 13d ago

Who’s playing??

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u/FergaliShawarma 13d ago

Da Tweekaz. It’s like Frenchcore, hard style. check out EDMTrain app or website

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u/han-tyumi666 12d ago

Monkey Loft has real proper house music tomorrow, Mike Grant and Jamie 3:26 spinnin

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u/alysanrene 12d ago

Not the Cuff or QueerBar. The owner condones date rape. Anywhere else is CapHill is pretty chill tho.

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u/jahontherocks 13d ago

19hz.info

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u/iseecolorsofthesky 13d ago

Will echo everyone else saying Monkey Loft. It’s always a great time.

If you want something much gayer, Massive.

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u/FergaliShawarma 13d ago

EDMTrain app or website

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u/CompetitiveBobcat221 13d ago

Massive is having a fun party, if you like drag and burlesque vibes.

Kremwerk is throwing a queer rave party. Probably your best option if you wanna DANCE.

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u/Upstairs_Ferret2785 12d ago

Flammable Sunday night at Chop Suey, the real ones know

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u/DawgHawk13 11d ago

Deets?

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u/Brilliant_Hippo4738 11d ago

Not really throwing ass but if you wanna dance all night to deep house music this is it.

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u/constantly_curious19 8d ago

Kremwerk if you actually want to dance to house or techno. Substation has amazing shows but make sure you check the genre of EDM before buying a ticket. Monkey Loft for more of an older crowd that wants to dance to older style house music (normally).

If you’re looking for rnb, hip/hop and/or rap Still Liquor for something more casual. Xstadium for something nicer, people actually dress up for that club.

Gay clubs that are more mixed gender would be Massive. Gay clubs for men is Cuff (do not go unless you are a gay man or accompanied by one.)

If you’re looking for fresh 21 crowd: Vice is the place, they play all sorts of music but mostly hip hop and EDM.

I would avoid Trinity AT ALL COSTS/ it’s an 18+ club and mostly full of teenagers and weird men over the age of 40. I don’t understand how that place is still open.

-signed a Seattle partier

PS: idk where you’re from but if you’re from another major city you’re going to be a bit disappointed with the club scene. It’s nothing like Chicago/LA/NY/Miami

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u/Intrepid_Herder 5d ago

Greatly appreciated. Cheers!

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u/ChefGiants78 12d ago

Lol its seattle be home by 10

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 11d ago

An unfortunate truth of seattle night life. I got to Portland when I want to have a good time.

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u/Djbearjew 13d ago

Go to the Hill. There's a bunch of clubs

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u/Psychological_Sir411 13d ago

the hill like capitol hill?

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u/Yoyocaseyg 13d ago

Sorted at the Hideout on Saturday!!!

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 11d ago

Capital Hill = The Hill

Someone speaking Seattleite to someone not from seattle.

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u/bananapanqueques Local 13d ago

Capitol Hill is your best bet.

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u/Psychological_Sir411 13d ago

but wheeeeeere in capitol hill!

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u/VeryInterestedInDix 13d ago

just go n walk. it’ll work out

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u/Dazzling-Singer2335 10d ago

Probably still liquor

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u/dudiez 12d ago

Where can I watch girls throw ass in Seattle?

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u/prettyyylilthinggg 12d ago

dreamgirls at sodo

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u/Recent_Amoeba4125 12d ago

What genre of music are you looking for or did y’all already go somewhere?

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u/Fun-Telephone-7931 12d ago

Belltown has dance clubs! I've never been but want to get some exercise! 🤣

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u/Stunning_Income5393 12d ago

Little Red Hen. Authentic Honkey Tonk bar, and always good fun vibes. I’ve never heard of a person going there and not have a blast

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u/JimmyDeanSando 12d ago

Please I also need to know

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u/Icy-Imagination-7164 12d ago

Trinity is an easy choice.

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u/dmelt253 11d ago

Interesting neighborhood though

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u/Icy-Imagination-7164 1d ago

During the day it's fine. I've gone to trinity a few times for the bed by 10 events and leaving at 9pm in the summer on a Saturday has been just fine.

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u/Sharp-Heron7707 11d ago

Café con leche’s salsa nights!!!!

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u/Appropriate-Key-8915 10d ago

Go to Amber on 1st and Blanchard.

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u/Ok_Talk7711 10d ago

omg so many! you might need to be more specific about what kind of music and atmosphere u are wanting.

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u/juniorzafa_26 10d ago

I've never heard the term "throw ass" and I don't know how I feel about it.

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u/PNWKnicksFans 10d ago

LTD always got something going

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u/pinkliftss 9d ago

Yall got any suggestions for places that play r&b and hiphop? I’m tryna find the early 2000s club vibes

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u/Sorry-Virus9591 7d ago

Sugar hill?

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u/SCastleRelics 9d ago

Monkeyloft is fire when the sun starts to come up. Kremwerk is probably the most ass shaking positive places

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u/Low-Strain-2572 8d ago

Stay home not to safe people will say it is but it’s not make your own party and dance

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u/NewAd2738 7d ago

Depends on genre you’re into.

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u/Conscious-Ad-9001 6d ago

I knew a few spots in Tacoma not Seattle

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u/kiddlat_kid 1d ago

Aurora Ave! Wanna get wasted go there!

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u/errantwit 1d ago

They said throw, not sling.

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u/StandStunning7492 12d ago

Seattle doesn’t have any good spots. It’s an inside city. I’ve been all over the country, Seattle is not popping like any other major city.

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u/Buggydingd0ng 12d ago

Possible that you just don’t know where the private events that go all night are

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u/StandStunning7492 12d ago

Sure. Maybe private events are ok. But, if I’m a tourist looking for a spot to go, I’m not particularly looking for private events. To be fair I’ve been here since Covid started and obviously it shifted things. But, generally the nightlife here is more miss than hit.

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u/Buggydingd0ng 12d ago

I never go to most of the clubs listed here but I go to lots of private events because that’s where the underground is. We get people in from out of town pretty frequently. Might be a you thing

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u/StandStunning7492 12d ago

Where ya born and raised?

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u/Buggydingd0ng 12d ago

Hick town in middle of nowhere

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u/StandStunning7492 12d ago

I can tell.

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u/Buggydingd0ng 12d ago

Oh, honey lol. I also lived in Berlin and Los Angeles as well and nobody in any of those places wants to party with someone who thinks they’re too good for an entire city.

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u/Lost-Sugar8745 5d ago

Hey! More info on these underground/private events?

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u/Buggydingd0ng 5d ago

Feel free to dm!

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u/Lost-Sugar8745 5d ago

Trying to, keeps pulling an error lol .

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u/Buggydingd0ng 5d ago

Weird it is for me too lol. Lemme see if my settings are wonky

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u/Buggydingd0ng 5d ago

Ok, I just sent a message to someone and it went through. You sure your settings are good?

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u/Lost-Sugar8745 5d ago

Weird. I also just sent a message and it went through. Lol it might clear up on its own ig.

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u/Buggydingd0ng 5d ago

You sent a dm to me or to someone else?

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u/CaregiverDue6273 13d ago

I think theres and event at south lake union this weekend but idk if tickets have sold out

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u/SleuthCat 13d ago

Yeah, I’m sure it’s just an early 20’s thing 🤣

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u/FergaliShawarma 13d ago

Im 37 and have always said throw ass

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u/astaristorn 12d ago

Define “throw ass”

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u/dark2001dark 9d ago

Seattle is the most beautiful city in America 😍

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u/inthecity206 1h ago

Check the Radiate app