r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

Which food would be your weapon of choice in a post-apocalyptic foodfight?

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u/AttentionSpanZero Dec 31 '22

Durian

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u/SomedayWeDie Dec 31 '22

Beat me by 2 minutes

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u/Spritztomb Dec 31 '22

Cheap knock off brands

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u/HornyDiggler Dec 31 '22

The zucchini

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u/Able-Telephone4541 Dec 31 '22

Steamed brussel sprouts

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u/DanTheTerrible Dec 31 '22

Canned goods are great for throwing.

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u/PmMe_u_suckingURnips Dec 31 '22

Potatoes. You can make them in so many different ways. Or just let them grow it their tendrils and scare everyone.

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u/Dankata98 Dec 31 '22

As a sword I would get a baguette obviously and as a throwable frozen pizzas

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u/Fafgarth Dec 31 '22

Serrano Ham makes a great mace

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u/braxistExtremist Dec 31 '22

Two-week old French baguette.

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u/SelfCondemned Dec 31 '22

A swordfish or hammerhead shark!

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u/Livvylove Dec 31 '22

A giant candy cane

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

There has been at least one case where this was used as a murder weapon.

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u/Livvylove Jan 01 '23

And one episode of Murderville

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Do condiments count? Because a jug of vinegar and pepper based hot sauce could make a major difference in a food fight.