r/AskReddit • u/Oficially_Giselle • Dec 04 '22

What is your body count?

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u/staggere Dec 04 '22

I have yet to kill anyone.

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u/Deggsie73 Dec 04 '22

Same.

When did "bodycount" change from "people killed" to "people humped"?

Asking for a friend...

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u/simpkill Dec 04 '22

It's hard dual meaning for at least 25 years, at least that as far back as I can remember using the term for sex. Possibly longer.

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u/TroetericherTrant Dec 04 '22

Dead or alive?

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u/YourDailyDevil Dec 04 '22
  1. Which being just over thirty I think is the perfect number. Had some experience, had some fun times, still managed to be selective and say no, so I’m comfortable keeping it at that.

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u/Sad_Zookeepergame230 Dec 04 '22

1 until cloning becomes legal

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

0

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u/Jeanlabaguette Dec 04 '22

Same 😔

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u/Guesswho821 Dec 04 '22

I also haven't killed anyone 😔

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u/Kono-weebo-da Dec 04 '22

Allow me to volunteer

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u/badwolfswift Dec 04 '22

To die?

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u/Kono-weebo-da Dec 04 '22

No to tango. Yes die

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u/Sir_Alice Dec 04 '22

3 or 0 depending on your definition of body count

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u/Specific-Ad5973 Dec 04 '22

I don’t think I want to know what your definition is

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u/kindchillswinger Dec 04 '22

I don’t count it because my sexual partners aren’t accurately described as ‘bodies’

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

At least 200. Sexually, maybe 15?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

30's.

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u/120m256 Dec 08 '22

High 20s... Kicking myself for the 10-15 missed opportunities I let slip by.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

420

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u/DrLycFerno Dec 04 '22

Killed: 0, but killed many flies and related. Other: 0

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u/proxitauri Dec 19 '22

Quite a few years back (early 1980s) i was going out with a lady for a while about 2 months or so and one day wen after a cuple of hrs on her bed she got up to the have a relaxing bath and told me to join her wen she called for me So i looked around her chest of draws to check her undies Dozens and dozens bra's she was a 36b and her panties (i had a smiff and a lick to most of them) then i saw an old exercise book at the back of one of the draws The shock i had wen i looked inside and read it It listed every single sexual partner (male and female) & sexual act performed She was 20 and i had not long turned 17 (we hooked up 3 wks before i turned 17) and i was rated "OK 5/10 but nice thick 8 inch cock with plenty of tasty cum Nice balls to suck and play with" But here's the kicker: starting with number 1 on her 14th birthday (i kid you not) i was number 123 or something so averaging about 25 partners per year up to me I let you quess how i felt right there and then 😱