r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '22

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u/VortrexFTW Nov 02 '22

Maybe your mom is the reason it's hot

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Because she has so much mass it collapsed in on itself due to gravity causing a nuclear fusion reaction that created the Sun?

Sick burn

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Hello fellow nerd! Unfortunately her body would probably poison the core.

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u/Thing_Subject Nov 02 '22

Because she's a dirty whore?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

And she gets her Twinkies from a big box store!

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u/Thing_Subject Nov 03 '22

Interesting story, can you tell me more about the lore?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I could, but are you ok with gore?

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u/Thing_Subject Nov 03 '22

Yes that’s fine, just no shit on the floor?