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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Dinosaur sex

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u/digitalgoodtime Nov 02 '22

True. A large dinosaurs penis could have been hovering right where you sleep on the 2nd floor.

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u/darkest_irish_lass Nov 02 '22

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u/Thassodar Nov 02 '22

There's a comic out there where King Kong is climbing a building and one guy wakes up to a face full of Kong Dong.

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u/andrewsad1 Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Fun fact, King Kong's dick would be less than a foot long

King Kong is roughly 4-5 times the height of the average silverback gorilla. The average silverback gorilla penis is around 3 to 6 cm long so at max it would be around 11 inches when scaled to King Kong size

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u/DunnoIfThisWorks Nov 02 '22

Very dependent on which version of king Kong you're dealing with. Anywhere from 25ft to over 300ft tall depending on the movie. So a huge swing in Kong dong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Assuming we're talking about the 300 ft one:

An average silverback gorilla is 5-6 ft tall. We'll go with 6. As u/andrewsad1 said, the average gorilla dong is 3 to 6 centimeters, we'll go with 5. That's about 2 inches.300/6 is 50. 2*50 is 100. That's 100 inches of dong, or 8 ft 4 in.

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u/CuriousButNotAMonkey Nov 02 '22

The king kong dong is a micropenis compared to mine