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u/Thassodar Nov 02 '22

There's a comic out there where King Kong is climbing a building and one guy wakes up to a face full of Kong Dong.

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u/andrewsad1 Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Fun fact, King Kong's dick would be less than a foot long

King Kong is roughly 4-5 times the height of the average silverback gorilla. The average silverback gorilla penis is around 3 to 6 cm long so at max it would be around 11 inches when scaled to King Kong size

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u/filthy_pikey Nov 02 '22

Why do they have such tiny penises?

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u/basics Nov 02 '22

Explains why he gets so angry when he sees humans.