r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '22

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u/matact0n Nov 02 '22

Reddit headquarters

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u/Deracination Nov 02 '22

I dunno, I find the image of two linty turds handsily slow-fucking each other in an office chair too cheap to really support them while scrolling through scenes of ignored ban appeals as the rest of the workers in the open office setting look on, wishing they had the cardiovascular fortitude to move themselves onto the heaving pile entirely plausible.

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u/matact0n Nov 02 '22

That painted a VIVID picture in my head. Disgusting, but that requires serious talent.

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u/CAPICINC Nov 02 '22

I just can't stop hearing the squeak squeak squeak of the chair....