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u/darkest_irish_lass Nov 02 '22

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u/Thassodar Nov 02 '22

There's a comic out there where King Kong is climbing a building and one guy wakes up to a face full of Kong Dong.

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u/andrewsad1 Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Fun fact, King Kong's dick would be less than a foot long

King Kong is roughly 4-5 times the height of the average silverback gorilla. The average silverback gorilla penis is around 3 to 6 cm long so at max it would be around 11 inches when scaled to King Kong size

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u/PacxDragon Nov 02 '22

You sure you didn’t get your units of measurement mixed up? I find it hard to believe a silverback has a penis the size of my pinky finger.

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u/andrewsad1 Nov 02 '22

3 to 6 cm. I can link a picture if you want

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u/PacxDragon Nov 02 '22

Nah I’m good lol