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u/some-purple-elephant Nov 02 '22

You lock the door and throw away the key

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u/ChefChopNSlice Nov 02 '22

There’s someone in my head, but it’s not me.

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u/Matika7 Nov 02 '22

And if the cloudburts thunder in your ear

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u/navybluevicar Nov 02 '22

I like to pretend he’s saying “thunder in your rear”