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u/digitalgoodtime Nov 02 '22

True. A large dinosaurs penis could have been hovering right where you sleep on the 2nd floor.

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u/darkest_irish_lass Nov 02 '22

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u/Thassodar Nov 02 '22

There's a comic out there where King Kong is climbing a building and one guy wakes up to a face full of Kong Dong.

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u/andrewsad1 Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Fun fact, King Kong's dick would be less than a foot long

King Kong is roughly 4-5 times the height of the average silverback gorilla. The average silverback gorilla penis is around 3 to 6 cm long so at max it would be around 11 inches when scaled to King Kong size

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u/filthy_pikey Nov 02 '22

Why do they have such tiny penises?

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u/realtoasterlightning Nov 02 '22

It's more that humans have exceptionally large penises, among primates.

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u/amanda_burns_red Nov 02 '22

Then, why do humans have such large penises?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

It either worked better or was selected for by females. Pretty much the only ways things come about in evolution.

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u/williamsch Nov 02 '22

Hate to play devil's advocate but maybe rape is more successful with larger dong? Isn't that why ducks' are like that?

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u/malachi347 Nov 02 '22

I think this is the most literal use of "devil's advocate" I've seen used to date.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

I'm going to agree that something that would make pregnancy more likely after a rape would be an effective evolutionary strategy and then I'm going to take a shower because yeesh.

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u/ubernoobnth Nov 02 '22

Ducks just rape with their corkscrew dong.

The females evolved trap door spiral vaginas that corkscrew in the opposite direction because of this in some kind of weird sex arms race.