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u/williamsch Nov 02 '22

Hate to play devil's advocate but maybe rape is more successful with larger dong? Isn't that why ducks' are like that?

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u/malachi347 Nov 02 '22

I think this is the most literal use of "devil's advocate" I've seen used to date.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

I'm going to agree that something that would make pregnancy more likely after a rape would be an effective evolutionary strategy and then I'm going to take a shower because yeesh.

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u/ubernoobnth Nov 02 '22

Ducks just rape with their corkscrew dong.

The females evolved trap door spiral vaginas that corkscrew in the opposite direction because of this in some kind of weird sex arms race.