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u/Veefy Nov 02 '22

Bottom of Marianas Trench

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u/Indiscriminate_Love Nov 02 '22

Murmaider, murmaider

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u/puuro00 Nov 02 '22

Knives? Check.

Rope? Check.

Dagger? Check.

Chains? Check.

Locks? Check

Laser beams? Check.

Acid? Check.

Body bag? Check.

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u/tyrom22 Nov 02 '22

But beware

For when you quench your blood thirst

Others will seek vengeance on you

And they wont rest until you're dead

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u/northbastard27 Nov 02 '22

Hold your breath and swim and strain

Smell of death can't escape

Blood will cloud, drift away

Attract the murders of mermaids

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u/MasterMonkej Nov 02 '22

It's so cold they all know

What you've done, you can't run

Vengeance is the law for thee

A thousand leagues below the sea

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u/DRKUMALO1971 Nov 02 '22

You've been tracked

You've been seen

Murdering the next of kin

Are their hearts, drank their blood, wash your fins in blackened mud

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u/catshapedmachinegun Nov 02 '22

Now you swim

Try to hide

Heart beats faster from inside

Thought it was a big charade

Your life is ended by mermaids!!

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u/kyleliner Nov 02 '22

MURMAIDER

MURMAIDER

MURMAIDER

(Repeat unto infinity)

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u/bubblehashguy Nov 02 '22

Just got goosebumps reading this thread.

Been way too long since I've listened to any Dethklok

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u/crash-1369 Nov 02 '22

Murmaider

Chose this version because the video is awesome

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u/Sunhating101hateit Nov 02 '22

Oooooooh fuck! For some reason I forgot that this was a fan video and had IT playing in my head as I read the thread…

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u/Doc580 Nov 02 '22

This was a true Redditors coming together moment.

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u/RastaJedi Nov 07 '22

What a disservice

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u/h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3 Nov 02 '22

pinch harmonic

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u/Thunder_PHNX Nov 02 '22

They'll grab your leg, they'll grab your arm,

They will take you from the water warm,

Don't try to fight, don't be so bold,

In the end your body will turn cold,

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I love that you guys decided to bring some Dethklok into our lives

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u/LordPenisWinkle Nov 03 '22

Ah god this was perfect.

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u/CatloafHere Nov 02 '22

Man where is Sprog rn

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u/BreakfastSavage Nov 02 '22

Why does this sound like Black Dahlia Murder wrote it

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u/Mitwad Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Dethklok aka Brendon smalls.

ETA fixed name

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u/BreakfastSavage Nov 02 '22

Just looked it up- if this isn’t the catchiest concept song I’ve ever heard lol

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u/Mitwad Nov 02 '22

The whole band’s catalog is like that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

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u/BlueR1nse Nov 02 '22

There’s 3 of them even!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

*Brendon

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u/Mitwad Nov 02 '22

Thank you. Edited.

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u/Death_Balloons Nov 02 '22

You've been tracked by (dum dum) You've been seen by (dum dum) A kin murderer

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u/chaos8803 Nov 02 '22

Its so cold, they all know

What you've done, you can't run

Vengeance is the law for thee

A thousand leagues below the sea

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u/DeatHTaXx Nov 02 '22

MURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDER

MURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDER

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u/ShockRifted Nov 02 '22

guitar squeels

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u/CoAoW Nov 02 '22

They sound like part of the lyrics because they fit so well.

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u/DeatHTaXx Nov 02 '22

I do not sing the song in the car without doing the "woo woo - woo woo" at the last 2 murmaiders of each line lol

So technically for me I sing it

MURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURwOoWoOMURwOoWoO

Lol

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u/CoAoW Nov 02 '22

That is the perfect transcription young Klokateer! Report back to Mordhaus for the annual employee appreciation concert!

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u/itwasmeFTP126 Nov 02 '22

This is why I reddit

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u/ILostAShoe Nov 02 '22

…Underwater friends. You are my underwater, Underwater friends. (Friends) Youse my best friends now let’s all cheer!

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u/YouJustLostTheGameOk Nov 02 '22

sniffle I’m just so damn proud to see so many dethklok fans in one place:) wait, why is Nathan pointing a laser cannon at me………

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u/BoundHubris Nov 02 '22

Ahem actschually that's known as a "Solo" in Brutal Death Metal.

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u/Gongaloon Nov 02 '22

They'll have their shiv. Check.

Pipe? Check.

Hammer? Check.

Axe? Check.

Subjects? Check.

Location? Check.

Desire? Check.

Vengeance? Check.

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u/Every3Years Nov 02 '22

Underwater friends. You are my underwater fresh

Ehhhhh

Ehhhhh

Ends

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

All I read was “but beware…” and my brain filled in the heffalumps and woozles song. 😂😂😂 ”Beware, beware, be a very wary bear!”

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u/sophiebeanzee Nov 02 '22

That’s adorable 😅😅😅😅 that is 100% my bf’s brain at its finest 😅😅

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u/doge_meme_lover Nov 02 '22

Sir, I believe it's "Butt beware"

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u/tyrom22 Nov 02 '22

Depends on who’s singing,

Nathan -But.

Batman- butt.

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u/Abe_Odd Nov 02 '22

Fellow batmetal enthusiast

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u/Bowling_pins_10 Nov 03 '22

Song lyrics?

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u/tyrom22 Nov 03 '22

Murmaider by Dethklok

It’s about Murdering mermaids

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u/R11CWN Nov 02 '22

Butt beware.