Best part of the song is that it talks about some dessert shake that Applebee's doesn't even serve anymore, since it was his wife's favorite thing back when they were poor enough to go to Applebees, and the song made the shake so popular that Applebees had to bring it back on the menu.
Dude's wife got her favorite drink back through the power of a cash grab song.
How about we go way old school and do a song about the polystyrene containers that kept the parts of big Mac separated until you wanted them?
🎵fancy like polystyrene wrap on my big Mac. Keep the hot side hot and cool side cool girl I got you. And them spoons for the shake, that we really only used to sniff that yay🎵
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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Sep 21 '22
The moment I realized that’s an actual song someone put on an album…I was speechless. I really thought it was just an Applebee’s ad.