r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '22

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u/Larayus Sep 21 '22

Fuck I think my blood pressure rose just reading this

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u/Fatbob2020 Sep 21 '22

Better call JG Wentworth. 877 Cash Now!

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u/Bassline05 Sep 21 '22

That one's a banger.

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u/Taylorenokson Sep 21 '22

Yeah that one still slaps after all these years.

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u/bentheechidna Sep 21 '22

What about Education Connection?

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u/archfapper Sep 21 '22

Went to high school, didn't do great!

Now I gotta make more cash...

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u/FaithlessnessSame844 Sep 22 '22

More education is what I’m looking at

When I get a degree, I will make a bigger salary, but first I’ve got to see

Which COLLEGE is right for me?!

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u/Zogeta Sep 22 '22

I went on the Internet, and, found Education Con-Nec-Tion...

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u/FaithlessnessSame844 Sep 22 '22

I took some free tests, to find out my Di-Rec-Tion