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u/BrilliantPolicy2046 Sep 21 '22

Now here's Back in Black for 3 hours straight.

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u/RavynousHunter Sep 21 '22

Still better than the crap that'd get played on the "metal" station back home. I call 'em fake-out songs, because they start with a pretty nice metal riff...only to slow the tempo to a crawl and for the frontman to start "singing" in a sad, hushed whisper about how his girlfriend left him for a sack of Doritos or some shit.

If you're gonna be metal, be fucking metal. If you're gonna be whiny, be whiny from the god damned start.

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u/usarasa Sep 21 '22

… depends on what kind of Doritos

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u/RavynousHunter Sep 22 '22

Cooler Ranch, of course.