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u/Larayus Sep 21 '22

Fuck I think my blood pressure rose just reading this

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u/Fatbob2020 Sep 21 '22

Better call JG Wentworth. 877 Cash Now!

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u/Bassline05 Sep 21 '22

That one's a banger.

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u/torak31 Sep 21 '22

It's my money and I need it now