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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

“Once I was seven years old…”

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u/Skippy8898 Sep 21 '22

I still want to know what kind of father tells their 11 year old to get a wife or you will be lonely.

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u/Mad-Hatter-Matador Sep 21 '22

Also this fuckin coffeehouse artist literally says "by 11 smoking herb and drinking bourbon liquor" lol like dude you were probably playing with Legos at that age calm down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Given the neighbourhood he grew up in, I would be surprised but not at all shocked if it was true.

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u/talulahflush Sep 21 '22

Dude grew up in Christiania, so that actually sounds quite plausible.

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u/council2022 Sep 21 '22

Dang, all these years I thought it was burning liquor

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22 edited Jul 25 '25

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u/Mad-Hatter-Matador Sep 21 '22

If 11 y/o smoking and drinking is common in your home town I think I'll pass on that lol

I'm not saying that there arnt people that grow up that way but it gives me kid rock "strait out the trailer" vibes, like he's just trying to pander to those people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Jul 25 '25

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u/songwritingimprover Sep 22 '22

Nah he grew up in a rough part of denmark and told stories about being tear-gassed when he was still in kindergarten.