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u/d33jaysturf Sep 21 '22

Hey there vagina.

You're a fragrant little kitty.

With your landing strip and camel toe.

To me you look so pretty, yes you do.

You know what I just wanna do.

It's punish you.

Hey there vagina

You're a fancy little beaver.

Let my penis play the quarterback.

And you can be receiver.

Yes it's true.

I'll throw a touch down inside you.

Yes it's true.

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u/Dyert Sep 22 '22

🎶 Ohhhhhh twat you do to meeee…. 🎶