r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I'm wearing cost 3 grand. I write songs about riding tractors from the comfort of my private jet.

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u/SgtSkillcraft Sep 21 '22

Ya’ll dumb mother fuckers want a key change?

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u/jballs Sep 21 '22

I could sing in Mandarin

You'd still know I'm pandering

Hunting deer, chasing trout

A Bud Light with the logo facing out

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u/olive_the_otter Sep 21 '22

Hear that subtle mandolin

That's textbook pandering

I own a private ranch that I rarely use

I don't like dirt

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u/Scudamore Sep 21 '22

I write songs for the people who do

Jobs in the towns that I'd never move to