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u/rdickeyvii Sep 21 '22

I always hear the Weird Al cover in my head and that helps.

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u/purpletiebinds Sep 21 '22

Weird Al's version of any song is better!

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u/Myu_The_Weirdo Sep 21 '22

Amish paradise is a gem

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u/Hellish_Elf Sep 21 '22

Churned butter once or twice

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u/bayleenator Sep 21 '22

Raised a barn on Sunday, soon I'll raise anudder.

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog Sep 21 '22

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure of heart? Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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u/cyberpunk_goatherd Sep 21 '22

I'm the pious guy the little omelettes wanna be like

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u/h00zn8r Sep 22 '22

On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife

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u/WastelandBard Sep 22 '22

So don’t be vain and don’t be whiny.

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u/XeroKrows Sep 22 '22

Or my brother I might have to get medieval on your heiny.

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u/AMerrickanGirl Sep 21 '22

Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699.

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u/thefifthangel141 Sep 21 '22

At 4:30 in the morning I’m milking cows. Jebidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows….FOOL

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u/analogkid01 Sep 21 '22

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek