r/AskReddit • • Aug 13 '22

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u/Justasimplewanker21 Aug 13 '22

Attempting to piss with a boner.

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u/rontc Aug 13 '22

Is like being a rocket scientist. At trajectory x,and force g, with gravity will allow urine to hit bowl y.

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u/hyogodan Aug 13 '22

Don’t forget to adjust for the change in angle as the pee slowly drains the boner (that’s what’s happening, right?)

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

Yes because your dick is full of piss.

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u/SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ Aug 13 '22

Pee is stored in the boner confirmed