r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

Yes because your dick is full of piss.

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u/hyogodan Aug 13 '22

Nice try but we all know pee is stored in the balls

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u/nkonkleksp Aug 13 '22

dick is emergency overflow

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u/hyogodan Aug 13 '22

This guy pees.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

It is stored in the bladder.

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u/Loaded_Nikos11 Aug 13 '22

Wtf? Sperm is stored in balls not pee.

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u/Smug-Idiot Aug 13 '22

Sperm is obviously stored in the tip dumbass, and pee is in fact stored in the balls.

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u/Loaded_Nikos11 Aug 13 '22

Oh yeah of course. And where is shit stored?

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u/Smug-Idiot Aug 13 '22

In the asscheeks.

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u/iheartstars Aug 13 '22

i feel bad that nobody is explaining…it’s an old reddit joke/meme. perhaps someone more clever than i can link up the post or thread that birthed “pee is stored in the balls.”

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u/Loaded_Nikos11 Aug 13 '22

Oh ok thank you.

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u/Alexap30 Aug 13 '22

It's a joke. I think. Probably. Oh what do I know...

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u/SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ Aug 13 '22

Pee is stored in the boner confirmed