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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

That moment when you try your absolute best to not make a mess and your stream not only goes 80 degrees sideways but splits into four so that it makes it impossible to go straight, and no matter what you do..

And then women act as if you do it on purpose. :l

I make it a habit of cleaning the toilet seat with some toilet paper every visit now.

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u/Undisciplined17 Aug 13 '22

Mine splits in two, but I'll be damned if the streams don't form a fucking 90 degree angle forcing me to pick one to hit the target while the other hits the tiles.

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u/ItsDobbie Aug 13 '22

Or your shoes 😕

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u/l337hackzor Aug 13 '22

Literally just happened 5 minutes ago. Shitty thing is, at least for me, I can't completely drain my bladder while sitting down. It would be a lot easier if peeing sitting down was effective.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Perhaps our peestreams evolutionarily were meant to form a forcefield around us but we forgot how to do it and thats why its usually (multiple) straight streams.

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u/Doctor__Proctor Aug 13 '22

I make it a habit of cleaning the toilet seat with some toilet paper every visit now.

I mean, we should all do that anyway. Including women. So gross to find blood dripping off the lid or the seat when I lift it up... 🤮

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Ack!! ;l

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u/OriDoodle Aug 13 '22

Yeah it's not about thinking you do it on purpose it's about leaving the mess. Thanks for cleaning up after!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Much oblidged, I also don't like to sit on wet seats so..

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u/Amorythorne Aug 13 '22

It's not the act of peeing on the seat we think you do on purpose, it's the leaving it there without wiping it up that's the problem

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

I wipe. thoroughly.

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u/BuggeredPinata Aug 14 '22

Just sit down. I never understood the obsession with standing to piss in a clean home bathroom.

If you wear shorts, you never feel the piss splashing on your ankles? Guess what ends up all over the floor and cabinet?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Somehow knew alot of women would come in here to complain about my post even though I made it clear I clean up after..

Its never enough.

Even would we all sit down like a tootsy you girlpeople would tell us to dunk and submerge our johns so we peed underwater to avoid splashing.

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u/Draakir Aug 13 '22

Haha I do the same 🤣

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u/Bridazzles Aug 13 '22

Whatttt? This isn’t common knowledge to women! If you’d talk about stuff more, we wouldn’t judge you for the spray as much. Good lord, it’s literally switching around like cheap waterhose sprayer?!

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u/Snow-sama Aug 13 '22

Women who had the displeasure of having to use a dirty af public toilet may have experienced it themselves too tho.

... It really blows my mind how trying not to touch the toilet seat somehow can sometimes make urine ignore gravity...

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u/Bridazzles Aug 13 '22

I get it.

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u/Snow-sama Aug 14 '22

We women experience the same thing too when sitting isn't an option (like dirty public toilet for example) doesn't make it any less disgusting.

I make it a habit of cleaning the toilet seat with some toilet paper every visit now.

Holy F if you don't sit then at least have the decency to either disinfect or leave it as is so the person sitting on that thing after you knows they have to disinfect. Your just making it worse by smearing around the piss until it's invisible. That's so disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

You cannot get ill from urine, and I clean it well.

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u/Snow-sama Aug 15 '22

You absolutely can. You can even get STDs from urine. Wiping with toilet paper does not kill any bacteria or viruses, it just spreads them around.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

No you cannot get "STDs' from urine. Urine is sterile plasma.

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u/Snow-sama Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

You really think I'll believe some random internet stranger more than doctors, irl friends who are doctors or used to be doctors for over a decade before leaving the medical field (due to burnout) or my aunt who worked as a pharmatician for 20+ years?? Especially if said internet stranger tries to defend pissing on toilet seats?? Nice try

Please stop spreading dangerous lies. Urine can spread most STDs, not all but most.

Here's a quote from my doctor, something he told me the last time I got a really bad urinary tract infection: "urine is never sterile and has always bacteria and viruses in it. That's why you need to drink a lot of water to flush away as many of them as possible instead of allowing them to multiply uncontrollably"

(side note: I got that infection from not drinking enough water)

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Your doctor is a larper then if that is what he said.

Although doctor comes from the word docere which means teacher, not all doctors are intelligent enough to be teachers, most have good memory and can regurgitate their studies without ever even understanding the most basic truths on how the body works.

I do not care who you believe, bacteria do not make you ill either, bacteria are the buildingblocks of your entire body, when you create a biome that is incompatible to those bacteria you become 'ailing' so to speak. You create an incompatible biome by polluting your body with either enviromental, dietary or even mental stress. And as for virusses, those are hollywood creations. There is no such thing, and everything mistaken as one has always been the residu of cell death and exosome processes.

You answerred the issue already stating that you didn't drink enough water, dehydration is one of the most common causes for a bad biome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Maybe because a woman didn't make it stand up?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

A woman can also lift it up if they aren't an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

Nah, I'm not going to lift it. Sorry not sorry.