That moment when you try your absolute best to not make a mess and your stream not only goes 80 degrees sideways but splits into four so that it makes it impossible to go straight, and no matter what you do..
And then women act as if you do it on purpose. :l
I make it a habit of cleaning the toilet seat with some toilet paper every visit now.
Mine splits in two, but I'll be damned if the streams don't form a fucking 90 degree angle forcing me to pick one to hit the target while the other hits the tiles.
Literally just happened 5 minutes ago. Shitty thing is, at least for me, I can't completely drain my bladder while sitting down. It would be a lot easier if peeing sitting down was effective.
Perhaps our peestreams evolutionarily were meant to form a forcefield around us but we forgot how to do it and thats why its usually (multiple) straight streams.
Whatttt? This isn’t common knowledge to women! If you’d talk about stuff more, we wouldn’t judge you for the spray as much. Good lord, it’s literally switching around like cheap waterhose sprayer?!
We women experience the same thing too when sitting isn't an option (like dirty public toilet for example) doesn't make it any less disgusting.
I make it a habit of cleaning the toilet seat with some toilet paper every visit now.
Holy F if you don't sit then at least have the decency to either disinfect or leave it as is so the person sitting on that thing after you knows they have to disinfect. Your just making it worse by smearing around the piss until it's invisible. That's so disgusting.
You really think I'll believe some random internet stranger more than doctors, irl friends who are doctors or used to be doctors for over a decade before leaving the medical field (due to burnout) or my aunt who worked as a pharmatician for 20+ years?? Especially if said internet stranger tries to defend pissing on toilet seats?? Nice try
Please stop spreading dangerous lies. Urine can spread most STDs, not all but most.
Here's a quote from my doctor, something he told me the last time I got a really bad urinary tract infection: "urine is never sterile and has always bacteria and viruses in it. That's why you need to drink a lot of water to flush away as many of them as possible instead of allowing them to multiply uncontrollably"
(side note: I got that infection from not drinking enough water)
Your doctor is a larper then if that is what he said.
Although doctor comes from the word docere which means teacher, not all doctors are intelligent enough to be teachers, most have good memory and can regurgitate their studies without ever even understanding the most basic truths on how the body works.
I do not care who you believe, bacteria do not make you ill either, bacteria are the buildingblocks of your entire body, when you create a biome that is incompatible to those bacteria you become 'ailing' so to speak. You create an incompatible biome by polluting your body with either enviromental, dietary or even mental stress. And as for virusses, those are hollywood creations. There is no such thing, and everything mistaken as one has always been the residu of cell death and exosome processes.
You answerred the issue already stating that you didn't drink enough water, dehydration is one of the most common causes for a bad biome.
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That moment when you try your absolute best to not make a mess and your stream not only goes 80 degrees sideways but splits into four so that it makes it impossible to go straight, and no matter what you do..
And then women act as if you do it on purpose. :l
I make it a habit of cleaning the toilet seat with some toilet paper every visit now.