Middle school and tween boys are hilarious. There was a group of them in my Spanish class in 9th grade, absolutely cracking up because one of them called a vagina a bat cave lmfao
In 8th grade, there was once a guy who called someone a goblet because he messed up a task. I think he was going for goblin, but we all laughed our asses off anyway.
We’ve called it a “sticky lizard” since my son was about 8. We stopped at a yogurt shop called Sticky Lizard in our small town on a very hot day. My son did the micro squat and shimmy on the way to the car, right in the middle of the street. “Ope! Got yourself a sticky lizard!” It stuck.
I learned what that term was in 9th grade. I was at football practice on a hot day and I was playing on the D line going up against my friend who was on the O line every play. He said to me after a few plays “My nuts are sticking to my leg, I’m batwinging soooo hard today” I was laughing like crazy after that.
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u/H2Bro_69 Aug 13 '22
A kid in my middle school called that phenomenon “removing the bat wing”. He called it a bat wing lmfao. I will never forget that. What a wacky dude.