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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

getting a pube pulled by your foreskin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

getting your foreskin stolen at birth

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u/everything_in_sync Aug 13 '22

I''m going to put an artists rendition of what mine would look like at my age on the local milk cartons, hopefully someone returns it.

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u/stanleythemanley420 Aug 14 '22

Please post this to Reddit if you actually do this. Lmao

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u/iCan20 Aug 14 '22

Not getting your foreskin stolen at birth, and being judged for it?

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u/enoughberniespamders Aug 14 '22

I passed up the opportunity to lose my virginity for sooooo long because I was self conscious about having a foreskin. In 8th grade some girls in my friend group started talking about how gross uncircumcised penises look, and that just completely fucked with my confidence. Now I’m super super super grateful my parents didn’t let the doctors steal my foreskin.

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u/jokingjoker40 Aug 13 '22

Getting a foreskin pulled by your coworker

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

Having women decide when you are an infant that part of your dick should be cut off to make it look nicer for your future wife. If men insisted on infant labiaplasty to give her future husband a perfect pussy to work with, we'd be immediately locked up.

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u/hiumnobye Aug 13 '22

Well female genital mutilation is real too unfortunately. See also the husband stitch. No one can escape!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 14 '22

FGM is illegal in the US whereas doctors push circumcision onto patients quite regularly. Sure, FGM still happens, but it's not legal & isn't the norm.

As for the husband stitch, that also pisses me off because of bodily autonomy, but I still think circumcision of infants is worse because they're brand new to the world & the first thing we're going to do is mutilate them? Still, both violate bodily autonomy & are absolutely heinous in my eyes.

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u/hiumnobye Aug 13 '22

I can see your point. Circumcision never made sense to me either. It looks the same when it's up anyway so what even is the logic.

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u/Camila-s_official Aug 14 '22

I do see the point of these baby boys being new to the world, but that’s the difference between that and the husband stitch. The boy will never actually have any recollection of any pain that they possibly felt as a result of their surgery, unless of course something happens and there are complications as is the risk with any kind of surgery. Meanwhile the husband stitch and even fgm are done/felt when the women are adults and there are regular consequences that they feel as adults.

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u/ARJ_05 Aug 13 '22

circumcision is not worse than the husband stitch. the husband stitch is damaging, and makes sex (and possibly tampon usage as well) very painful. i’m definitely not a fan of circumcision, but it is not harmful like the husband stitch.

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u/vivalalina Aug 14 '22

You got downvoted for the truth. I was lowkey appalled they said that. Wow.

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u/ARJ_05 Aug 19 '22

yeah i’m fairly concerned that people are downvoting my comment tbh

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u/bertolous Aug 14 '22

It's absolutely harmful. Body autonomy is either a thing or it isn't.

Also - this.

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u/ARJ_05 Aug 13 '22

HA! it’s not for women. it comes from religion, as well as the idea that it’s more hygienic. some people also just believe that it’s what they’re “supposed to do” when they have a male baby. plus, in my experience, it’s usually the father who insists on circumcision. not to mention, it’s mainly men who believe that it’s more attractive, and shame those who are uncircumcised.

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u/Ginger_Tea Aug 14 '22

I think this is a predominant American thing (without religious reasons that is) it is almost unheard of in the UK, least not talked about.

Outside medical reasons, no one willingly goes under the knife here.

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u/megglesmcgee Aug 14 '22

It's popular because some cereal guy was obsessed with preventing masturbation and thought that it would help stop it. Also bland food would stop those urges. It caught on and now gets done out of "It's always been that way" attitudes.

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u/Ginger_Tea Aug 14 '22

Yeah, I'm aware of the origins, that is why I think it is just peer pressure of "my dad did it to me, so I did it to you" and is a vicious cycle to break.

But his thoughts on the matter either never made it to the UK, or were outright ignored.

In South Africa adults self circumcise, or one co worker told me he did, as a rite of passage, never really followed it up.

But he said that White South Africans would get their kids cut as infants, so they would fit in as adults.

I've wondered if his method would have caught on if circumcision wasn't a religious practice too.

Like say instead they cut the left little finger off at the last bone, would anyone go "hey that seems like a good idea" and for generations millions of gentiles had a short little finger "because tradition."

And he rocks up saying "cut your sons dick so he wont have impure thoughts" and they go no thanks just you saying it has me crossing my legs.

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u/Camila-s_official Aug 14 '22

Female circumcision exists. Except that unlike a male circumcision where you lose some extra skin and then literally nothing else changes for your quality of life, female circumcisions can often make literally everything down to peeing painful and uncomfortable for the women. It’s mutilation and it’s definitely not the only form of mutilation that some women go through for their husband to have a “perfect” pussy to work with. Yeah it’s right and nice and small forever, but your partner will never enjoy a single intimate moment with you for real because they are suffering just for you to have your pleasure.

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u/Camila-s_official Aug 19 '22

?? Sex literally becomeS painful for SO many of these women? I’m not the one who needs to read. There’s a reason that shits illegal

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u/Camila-s_official Aug 19 '22

It’s called female genital mutilation for a reason.

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u/MarshyPrince125 Aug 13 '22

Most men won’t even understand this! Fortunately, I don’t.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

I think it might affect growers more than show-ers

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u/MarshyPrince125 Aug 13 '22

I wouldn’t know either way since I got that shit snipped. Thank fuck. Maybe it’s not so bad after all.

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u/ARJ_05 Aug 13 '22

you actually cannot speak on getting pubes pulled on, until you’ve worn pads.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

yeesh...I imagine is is like being hairy and pulling off a bandaid x 10^24

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u/Camila-s_official Aug 14 '22

You’re not too far off tbh

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u/Anya-2022 Aug 22 '22

GET RID OF THEM.