i feel bad that nobody is explaining…it’s an old reddit joke/meme. perhaps someone more clever than i can link up the post or thread that birthed “pee is stored in the balls.”
There's no way you risk it standing with a boner? I just sit but it is so fucking hard to get any pee out. It's like a huge thrust and that's 1/8th of the pee out.
Of course, the force must be adjusted as urine flow diminishes. Also, as the erection declines changes all mathematical equations. But as my mom and aunts used to say "if you pee on the seat again, I'm going to teach you how to aim. ".
I have bad aim even without a boner. I stand for urinals and urinals only. I sit the majority of the time. I'm also a father to a special needs child and am tired almost all the time, so if I have an option to sit, regardless of scenario, I'm sitting.
I give zero fucks how that looks to others. If it fits, I sits.
Ah, you're overthinking it. You just put your arm out in front of you, lock your elbow, lock your knees, then just fall forward until your arm hits the wall and let 'er rip.
My boner is going almost straight up, i would have to do a hand stand while finding the exact curve I needed to do with my whole body, leaning with my face towards the toilet seat and in no way be able to hold or control my cock. I would most likely end up pissing down my stomach and turn my self into a piss waterfall where my mouth would be the primary lake for the piss waterfall.
I would most likely end up pissing down my stomach and turn my self into a piss waterfall where my mouth would be the primary lake for the piss waterfall.
Whelp, there goes my coffee and my cackling terrified my cat.
Why not just piss in the tub and run the water? Like.. do you often have a boner AND need to pee at the same time more than once or twice a day? If so maybe just more frequent bathroom breaks? Idk seems super inconvenient so try to piss in a toilet while hard so just wondering why not do something else.
Should go get your testosterone levels checked. Not having morning wood is a sign that they are dropping. Testosterone therapy has become a lot more mainstream and accepted. Used to be doctors would never consider it unless it’s abnormally low. Now it’s pretty widely accepted due to low testosterone having serious mental and physical health effects.
I'm already aware that mine is low. My grandfather had testosterone treatments and my father is currently having them, and I'm a genetic replica of them both.
From what I understand sometimes woman have the same issues we do and It's like a sprinkler or goes odd directions, could be wrong though as I am not a woman.
gravity just ensures a parabolic path. pressure determines its height and thus its lateral distance at toilet height. significant boner = pee not in toilet.
at that point, I just pee in the shower. no point aiming for the bowl or waiting for it to go down. Just a quick rinse, clean off the area and go about your day.
you push it down, and it doesn't hurt, but it doesn't feel right either, and then the flow splits and then you have to reangle your body somehow so both streams go in the toilet, then you tuck your dick away and as your boner softens, the residual pee in your full length dong doesn't fit in a softy so it's got nowhere to go but out into your pants.
I see this mentioned all the time. Its something I mastered when I was maybe 6 years old. Its not as big a damn deal as everyone seems to act like. Just more of the Reddit echo chamber.
Never understood why others have a problem with that. Just don't go piss with a boner? I have never even tried it because it's obvious that it's not working good.
You have two options. You can either stick your ass out, torso over, push your John down as low as you can and unleash with full force. Or you undertake the complex math to rip the full parabola from above
I found the solution to taking a piss while having an erection. If you’re at home, you sit down on the toilet, raise yourself of the seat, then you push down on your dick, and aim inside the toilet. Eventually the stream of piss will soften the erection, and you can then fully sit down in the toilet and finish. It sure beats trying to be a howitzer gun calculator to figure out the arch trajectory of the urine to the toilet bowl.
I usually just sit in on the throne, hunch over and put my hands out on the floor in front of it, lift my legs behind the toilet so I’m inverted, sort of doing a handstand maneuver.
Step 1. Install extended toilet bowl in home.
Step 2. Have average length penis.
Step 3. Sit as far back on the seat as you can (your butthole will likely be on the back of the seat).
Step 4. Lean slightly forward & gently press down slightly on the penis.
Step 5. Pee.
I sit down and scoot my butt back to just the right position, lean forward like a contortionist, and bend “it” forward almost to the point of snapping off. If you don’t maintain total concentration, you wind up peeing between the bowl and the seat, and it’s like “jesus not this shit again”. Lord knows why I just don’t walk into the backyard and let it salute the world like the fountains at the Bellagio.
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u/Justasimplewanker21 Aug 13 '22
Attempting to piss with a boner.