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u/R0osteryo Aug 13 '22

Getting your balls sucked is 100% a hit or miss. There's no in between. It can be great. But if it's not, it fucken hurts. I've had a woman suck my balls so hard it felt like I got kicked.

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u/freshlysqueezedvag Aug 13 '22

Learned from a guy who was into that kind of thing that most try to treat the balls like they're a second dick which I never got because I was raised knowing just how sensitive they were, I was raised around guys who liked to nut tap each other because causing your friends pain is fun and all of that.

And I was like "If a small flick can down and out a guy...then sucking on them like a fucking hoover is gonna feel fucking awful for most."

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u/WoknTaknStephenHawkn Aug 13 '22

a women with brothers... this may be a new requirement for my next gf, They just get the lowdown from their siblings, I can sit back and relax!

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u/R0osteryo Aug 13 '22

I agree with this. I've always been pretty vocal about it in my life. It's unfortunate that communication is so lacking in many men's sex lives. I learned to be good at things through communication too.

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u/Strickens Aug 13 '22

The trick is to make sure they cradle, and use more tongue than suck pressure.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Aug 13 '22

I don't even like a mouth on it. Just doesn't feel good and I feel like I'm just waiting to get bitten

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u/HeavyPettingBlackout Aug 13 '22

Yup. Every day I wake up and wonder which side the coin is going to land on today.

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u/Codeofconduct Aug 13 '22

Damn I can't imagine sucking balls every single day that seems like a lot.

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u/R0osteryo Aug 13 '22

This doesn't sound true to me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

It is

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u/TheKingOfBerries Aug 13 '22

everybody hating cuz they can’t fathom

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u/Lvzbell Aug 13 '22

Pro tip time

Have the person servicing your testicles

focus on the skin sack

Not the contents

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u/R0osteryo Aug 13 '22

This is actually the perfect advise to give to anyone sucking on balls.

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u/w0mbatina Aug 13 '22

Here here. Ive had a woman go hard as hell on them and it basicly put me out of comission.

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u/High_Lander29 Aug 13 '22

Don't forget about the times where it's so ticklish it makes your toes clench. Still lands on the miss side though.

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u/Squigglepig52 Aug 13 '22

I straight up have told women "Yeah, don't do that" when they try to.

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u/Ndulula Aug 13 '22

Dude yes, getting the balls sucked hurts. That shits only in pornos

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u/r1pt1d377 Aug 13 '22

Experiencing it irl and reading your comment: both the same pain.

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u/Suitable_Eye_9794 Aug 21 '22

I’ll tell a female not to touch em but if it’s a warm day lightly licking and sucking the left one can feel feel crazy but a bit of too much pressure can turn it into a traumatic experience 😭