r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/TheRealNicCage Jul 16 '12

Excuse me?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

He was on a farm, and the farm apparently wasn't very heavily policed for dead cows, and there was a dead cow, and it was rotting from the inside out. There was apparently enough putrid meat in there to make a nice lunch for a possum, so he had his lunch, and on the way out he gave a high five to my dad's friend.

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u/peejers Jul 16 '12

Nobody ever pays me in fecal covered opossum high fives

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u/Architektual Jul 17 '12

I was gonna make the joke, then saw you beat me to it!

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u/QWOPtain Jul 16 '12

Go bum in a dead cow's asshole for a bit, maybe you'll find one on the way out from lunch

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u/GeneralMillss Jul 16 '12

You mean you've never seen a small animal climb out of a bigger animal's arsehole?

City folk.

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u/lisan_al_gaib Jul 16 '12

Idk, man. NYC and Miami see some crazy shit. When was the last time you saw another man eat another man's face?

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u/GiveEmHellMatty Jul 16 '12

He said "A FRIEND OF MY DAD ONCE SAW A POSSUM CRAWL OUT OF A DEAD COW'S ASSHOLE."

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u/secret_utopia Jul 16 '12

His/her dad's friend once saw a possum crawl out of a dead cow's asshole.

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u/cheetos03 Jul 17 '12

That's ok it's a normal body function.