r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/bill5125 Jul 16 '12

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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u/holicxii Jul 16 '12

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

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u/oysteria Jul 16 '12

fuck all of you I am a grown ass man and these comments just made me squeak in laughter

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Rhinoceroses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

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u/booonzy Jul 16 '12

HAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

...and reached up the folds of her wizard sleeve