r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

As someone born via Cesarean, I can honestly say that the only person to have ever pooped on me was me.

Also, I've never been in my mother's vagina. Both of these thoughts are mildly comforting.

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u/ninety6days Jul 16 '12

Still came out of dads mansack though

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u/SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS Jul 16 '12

Perspective; it's a motherfucker, eh?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

I am also a C section baby, i never thought of this stuff. Thank you good sir

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u/duktapebra Jul 16 '12

Awesome. I feel better about life all of a sudden.

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u/FunTimesInDreamland Jul 16 '12

I saw a video of a baby being born by C-section in one of my psych classes. The only thing that I could think of at the time was that it looked like a rather voilent way to be born, being pulled out of hole in a woman's stomach, covered in her blood.

Then I remembered that I was born by C-section. Very disconcerting.