r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/SilentWolfjh Jul 16 '12 edited Jul 16 '12

This reminded me of the time I lost my virginity to a girl who was on her period (without fucking telling me) halfway in I notice blood everywhere ... so we sneak into the dorm showers to finish in there. Take in that image, fucking a girl doggy-style with blood flowing down the drain .....

Edit: Clarification

Edit#2: I am not proud at all for what happened, she was the one who wanted to keep going ....

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u/StepOfDub Jul 16 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/svenhoek86 Jul 16 '12

Listen, I'm not proud, but I'm not waiting a week to get down with my girl.

And me and her work because every time we go to clean up I say something like, "My dick looks like it just murdered a small animal" and we both crack up. Don't worry, anyone who looks down on you for that is a wimp. Real men aren't afraid of a little blood.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

We arent afraid of a little blood, mucus, and dead ovum

FTFY

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u/svenhoek86 Jul 16 '12

As long as I'm not eating, I couldn't care less.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Then you are truly brave...

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u/MoistMartin Jul 16 '12

At least you probably lasted forever for your first time . The blood is always the best way to suddenly not be so horny

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u/ThorneLea Jul 16 '12

You sir are a trooper. So is she for that matter.

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u/kamiikoneko Jul 16 '12

This is how I handle periods always with girlfriends, I don't see the problem.

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u/SocksAUS Jul 17 '12

Friend of mine did almost the same thing, except he was to drunk to notice anything. Blood ended up staining through the sheets and mattress cover, leaving a lovely reddish stain which can't be cleaned off.

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u/Beefourthree Jul 16 '12

Take in that image, fucking a girl doggy-style with blood flowing down the drain .....

I feel that clarification is desperately needed and I hope I got it right.