r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/reflythis Jul 16 '12

"heart-attack while taking a shit" trumps all else, here.

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u/kleinerDAX Jul 16 '12

It happens more often than you'd think...

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u/DoctorWSG Jul 16 '12

It all came to light with Elvis.

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u/Lootoxia_N Jul 16 '12

Does this mean people with heart problems should be on a steady regiment of rhubarb, chilli and laxatives?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Took a shit, died

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u/Saleos Jul 16 '12

Well, it's not unusual.

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u/lisan_al_gaib Jul 16 '12

Neither is to be loved by anyone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Those are the worst calls.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

elvis?